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"Fears that the world would end an hour ago were unfounded"
Where is the point in reading that off an autoqueue autocue? It's the single most pointless headline I've heard in a very long time... 
[edit]Oops... thanks to viaducting for the spot - OriginalGriff[/edit]
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
modified 21-Dec-12 8:41am.
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The only thing that'd beat it for stating the bleeding obvious would be "Simon Cowell an Egotistical Style Void Batty Boi"
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
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Yo, big out to the Guildford Massive.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Here is one[^]
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Fears Lies that the world would end an hour ago were unfounded turned out to be just that. I cannot believe I've just had to report on this sh*t. What is the world coming to. We'd have been better off with an apocalypse, we certainly don't deserve the planet anymore. I'm off to the pub, if you're lapping up this crap then you don't really care about actual news."
There, fixed that for them.
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The apocalypse has been postponed due to lack of interest!
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Given the media's penchant for lying I'm going to have to assume the world actually ended.
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Is an Autoqueue a robot assistant to give Brits more time to do the important things in life?
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Yes - they were imported from the Soviet Union when the Berlin Wall fell.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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Perhaps the world did end and the afterlife is just the same old thing?
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