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A tourist from the PRC had to be rescued from the bottom of a mine shaft drilled in the bottom of a meteor crater in Arizona after he threw himself in to appease the gods.[^] I say let's toss him back in and let the gods decide whether they want to help him out. And if so, they can damned well repay the state employees and volunteers who wasted many frigid hours saving his worthless hide.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Does anyone else get "Cookies must be enabled to view articles on azcentral.com" when they try to go to that link? 
EDIT #1: I was still able to get to the article by going to the homepage and clicking on the article there.
EDIT #2: After performing the action in EDIT #1, I can now use the link...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
modified 11-Jan-13 16:01pm.
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I don't, but I always enable cookies. I like cookies, and the little girls that sell them on street corners, in front of banks, and such... Cookies are good. Yum.
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I have cookies enabled because I also enjoy them. Unfortunately, this website refuses to deliver them to my door... All I want is a damn box of thin mints... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Oooohh, you'd love our office. I'm just finishing up a 2 lb bag of York Peppermint Patties someone left here this week. Yummmyyy!
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Roger Wright wrote: just finishing up a 2 lb bag of York Peppermint Patties
I'm still working on a 41 oz. bag of Starburst. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yup. Don't need to bother with a site that's coded that badly.
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Yes.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Roger Wright wrote: A tourist from the PRC had to be rescued
I originally assumed you meant the People's Republic of China, but then upon reading the article, I realized you were referring to California.  
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Then I support throwing him back in. It is freaking cold here and maybe it actually will appease the gods. It's worth a try. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I did something similar once...except it was a prank and I did it to appease my own sense of amusement instead of any gods. Went to some canyon..I think it was called Dead Horse Canyon? Something with horse in it...anyways...I was there with my family, and I went up to the edge of it, looked down and realized there was a large ledge about 4 or 5 feet down, but my family was still farther back so they couldn't see it, so I got their attention and then jumped off to the ledge below, scared then half to death
Of course I also didn't waste anyone else's time and resources to get me back up...
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That's a perfectly reasonable prank, much like the time I sent my mom a picture from scout camp of me splattered on the rocks below a cliff, taken by another scout on top of the cliff. I returned the favor so he'd have something to send his mom, as well. As I recall, that was the last time either of us was allowed to go to that camp, for some reason.
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At first I was wondering how you could have got the pictures to your mothers as I assume you're not young enough to have had cell phones at the time (and probably before widely spread use of email), and it wouldn't have had quite the same effect if you gave it to them in person ("and here's a picture of the time I died")...after a few minutes of pondering I remembered there is a service that you can send small paper-like objects to other people in different locations called "the mail".  No wonder the USPS is having difficulty staying in business...
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Yes, they used to be able to deliver a first class letter across town in less than a week, but it's been a while.
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My ancestors believed in throwing themselves at any woman that could not get up a tree fast enough and also claimed that that pleased the gods.
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Mine said, "to hell with the gods," and learned to climb trees. 
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There is a reason why the Romans called them barbarians, but the girls were also used to it. 
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My ancestors had chain saws.
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Harvey
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Another Link.[^]
Bob Dole The internet is a great way to get on the net.
2.0.82.7292 SP6a
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Much better - Thanks! 
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