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I don't have my suit back from the tailor.
I don't have my shoes.
I don't have a shirt + tie even picked out.
I need a haircut.
We don't have transportation to the venue yet.
I don't know where I am getting ready in the morning.
I need to activate a credit card (I was paying it down, not using it) to pay for stuff.
Music list not finalized.
Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too.
...and I haven't done my taxes.
I'd be willing to entertain ceremony traditions, readings, etc. Geeky ones are good, not religious ourselves.
This is one the fiancee picked:
"When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert. They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable. And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we live for." from Waking Life[^]
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Is it your wedding or are you the wedding-wizzard-entertainer?
modified 15-Apr-13 15:26pm.
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So I wish you all the best for the great day!
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Run! Run for the border! You only have six days to escape. 
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Hi, I am back my dear OG.
I have an urgentzz question about codezz.
Send me plzz...
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Sema Khan wrote: I have an urgentzz question about codezz.
Tell us.
Sema Khan wrote: Send me plzz...
Send what?
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Long time no see! I was getting worried about you...
Did you run out of streaming videos for us to watch? 
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Damnit, I should have reserved the name for me as soon as she was nuked -.-
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Yeah, me too. Really worried. 
I check the link to the profile once in a while and almost choked on a peanut when I saw the profile was alive again. I was just about ready to rain hell down on it until I saw there was only one posted message and nothing else.
Maybe we should light it up, just to be safe. :evilgrin:
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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wizardzz wrote: "When I say “love” the sound comes out of my mouth and it hits the other
person’s ear, travels through this byzantine conduit in their brain through
their memories of love or lack of love. And they register what I'm saying and
they say yes they understand, but how do I know? Because words are inert.
They’re just symbols. They’re dead. You know? And so much of our experience is
intangible. So much of what we perceive cannot be expressed. It’s unspeakable.
And yet, you know, when we communicate with one another and we feel that we have
connected and we think we’re understood I think we have a feeling of almost
spiritual communion. And that feeling may be transient, but I think it’s what we
live for." from Waking
Life[^]
Quick, pass the sick bag. I hate wedding vows: they're just meaningless babble. Surely, the fact that you turned up, on time, proves you want to be there? How do words make it any better? You're young; you'll learn... just say "I do" and move on.
Anyway, you've already been told to run so I shan't belabor the point. But... RUN!!!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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I've been told that nobody wants a 3 minute ceremony. Basically, because anyone running late misses it. We weren't going to do any readings of anything, just a 3 minute thing, but according the hired gun humanist minister and the wedding coordinator, we should say something, a poem, anything, to occupy time.
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It's your wedding - do what you want; not what someone else tells you to do. If people are late, tough on them for being so rude as to not allow sufficient time to get there. Anyway, there's a lot to be said for a 3 minute wedding, mostly along the lines of "that was 2.5 minutes too long".
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
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wizardzz wrote:
Vows need to be finished, hell the ceremony does, too.
Skip it all, just say yes and kiss the bride.
Nihil obstat
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My wedding is coming up in July. Told the fiancee I wanted even ups on the deities. So for every mention of god or jesus we're going to have a ktulu thrown in. Should make for a quick and entertaining ceremony.
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Do something crazy, like pretend it's something else other than a wedding and say the appropriate thing for that. That would be great.
Break a leg.
If it moves, compile it
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I've been thinking about turning to the audience and giving a pitch about time shares.
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wizardzz wrote: I've been thinking about turning to the audience and giving a pitch about
Amway, Herbalife or Tupperware!!
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I'm thinking Vegas might be an option?
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Maybe, I should have listed what I have gotten done, and paid for so far. 
Interestingly, gold has dropped $200 an ounce since Friday.
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You aren't marrying her for the gold in her teeth are you? 
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No, she flosses. I haven't paid for my ring yet, they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.
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wizardzz wrote: they also won't give me a weight on it, so I'm a little ticked.
I can well imagine with only 6 days to go.
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