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What does the news tell you? We didn't attack any of our neighbors!
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He is German, they are always paranoid.
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You vould nott like our vays of finding out ze truth.
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Assuming you already know your goals for the group...
Get your basic standards for code development and testing down.
Then focus on your processes: code management, build, etc.
"Surprises and reverses can serve as an incentive for great accomplishment.
There are no rules here, we're just trying to accomplish something."
-Thomas Edison
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A Code Project Group? Do whatever you like.
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Here are a few extremely important but often overlooked rules you should consider enforcing:
1) No loud music unless you have head phones on and I can't hear it.
2) If you drink the last cup of coffee, you are responsible for making a new pot.
3) If you need to fart, go outside. And don't brag about it.
4) All developers must take a bath or shower each day.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Eleven is the appropriate volume.
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Radios in workplaces should only go up to nine.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: 4) All developers must take a bath or shower each day.
I'm wondering whether or not "each" would be a better choice of word.
There are a few developers I'd like to bathe or shower with, but Dorsey doesn't like me talking like that.
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Whether they do it together or separately doesn't concern me. That it gets done is of overarching importance!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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"Do as I say, not as I do".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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