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Programmer's Joke
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Its funny because its true.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Reminds me of this code someone did few months ago (I wish this was only a joke)
bool condition;
viewmodel.AllowSomething = !condition == true ? false : true;
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Put something like that in your code to prove that it has been stolen from you when you find it out in the wild.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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In my open source projects I've been known to bury silly comments deep in the source to make astute reviewers question my sanity.
// The moon landing was faked. It is cheese.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Visual FA is the project I've most enjoyed in C# in recent years. But it's finished.
Not only is it finished, it's fairly polished. It slices and dices state machines, you can render them to graphs, to and from regular expressions, and analyze them in a myriad of ways. You can generate (optionally dependency free) matching code with them, or compile directly to an assembly. The matchers can stream from TextReaders or match off strings.
I have nowhere else to go with it. It has been a long time since I've truly stuck a pin in a project as "completed for the foreseeable future" but after like 5 articles and 2 tips, plus the code itself and it's associated nuget packages I have nothing left to do.
I'm glad. But I also wish there was more for me to do. I really enjoyed this project.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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honey the codewitch wrote: Visual FA
To those of us on the eastern side of the pond, that is quite funny.
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I wish I understood a word you typed.
modified 5hrs 20mins ago.
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Is there some sort of overview doc as to why you wrote this and what problems you are solving?
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Wordle 1,049 3/6
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Wordle 1,049 5/6
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Greens 🍏 only on the last row.
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Bad 4th guess.
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Wordle 1,049 2/6*
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
MessageBox.Show(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature)
? $"This is my signature:{Environment.NewLine}{_signature}": "404-Signature not found");
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Hi, it's many years I'm wondering who is the genius responsible to write the subtitles to the newsletter topics. I found them very funny and smart, honestly I wait the newsletter just to read them!
As example:
The BASIC programming language turns 60
Only 5 more years until retirement <==
but there are many many others.
I really appreciate all the effort 😂
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That would be Kent Sharkey[^] the mythical beast of Code Project, and yes he is great at those blubs. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You are too kind. Thank you.
Returning to my lair.
TTFN - Kent
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I just calls it like I sees it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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good job, Kent. CP is my daily dose of tech stuff.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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His "kingdom" is: The Insider News[^]
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Thank you very much for the kind words. We needses thems! 
TTFN - Kent
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