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Do cows have hooves because they lactose?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are all bulls horny?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I'll have to ruminate on that.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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How cud ewe? Udder nonsense! Being milked for all it's worth is the whey this will end up.
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That's probably a moot point.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I hate cows - does that make me lactose intolerant?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Police from Oklahoma called and asked if they'd seen my ex-wife, and I said, "No. Maybe she's migrating north with the rest of her pod."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A pod with a dominant female is a terrible thing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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She's not dominant - she's always hungry. If you sit still for too long in the same room, she starts to view you as a food item.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So they didn't give you a cetacean?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Here in north Italy I have to survive without many things I am used to. One of them is to eat a piece of Rijstevlaai[^]. They are totally unknown here and when I come back next week, I will get one for my poor deprived coworkers. Stop orking the cows and do something good with their milk instead. Now the big guestion is: Belgian recipe or better the sort they have in Aachen?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's just overcooked rice pudding (with 50% water, rather than 100% milk) dumped in a pre-cooked pastry base and re-baked.
There's no need to buy stuff like that (for 7000% of the cost of the materials), when you can make better yourself with precious little effort.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I doubt that I will get the ingredients for 7 cents and if you could see my tiny kitchen (2m x 2m with a stove, a sink, a refrigerator and barely enough room to move), you would agree that that's not such a great alternative.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Here in north Italy
Where are you and for how long? I would gladly meet you in person for a coffee if I can 
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Munich. Hamburg obviously is south Sweden. 
But tomorrow I will head home to see my old father. The good news is that the entire family will come. The bad part is that only we two are left. So, for the next week I will be in Düren, near Aachen.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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As a Belgian guy, I would of course advise you the Belgian (genuine) recipe. One of my favorite pies
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It is now officially referred to as the Origami 1.0
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I thought people were referring to it as "broken".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well, the idea is to make the best of what you have left* rather than calling it a total loss.
* How many of these phones will come on a roll?
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Tornagami
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Does getting your boss pissed off mean urine trouble?
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