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Is a Top Secret bakery on a knead-to-dough basis?
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That one's only half baked.
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At least it was spelt correctly!
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You have a Rye sense of humor.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I think his humor is more crusty!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Wheat makes you think so?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Cp-Coder wrote: I think his humor is more crusty!
We soda already knew.
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Well, I think that old fa.. crusts like him and I should stick together! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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At yeast that comment is proof you can rise to any occasion. In fact, I'd say you're on a roll.
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You've invented the best puns I've heard since sliced bread.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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You can baguette your azz it is.
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This one is only half-baked.
Zaphod
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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Replace with black tea and lose only 86%.
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I drink black tea in the afternoons. So, I lose 0% there, since I enjoy it.
1 cup of coffee has approx. 97 mg of caffeine.
1 cup of black tea has approx. 47mg of caffeine.
1 cup of green tea has approx. 28mg of caffeine.
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look it up on Google if it means that much to you (I'm sure it doesn't). That is where I got the info.
I assume they mean the standard unit of measurement for a "cup".
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Maybe you just need more caffeine.
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You hit on an important point.
For some reason, most coffee brewers define a cup as 4.5-6 oz based upon the brewing instructions - not a real 8oz cup. My guess as to this measure is that it includes head-space for milk/cream, etc. That eight-cup pot of coffee you brewed? Yeah, right.
Actually, if you ever look into rice cookers, they also use their own definition of a cup, which is a hair over 3/4 of a standard cup (some ancient Japanese standard measure).
On the other hand, not wishing to be left out, my standard cup of coffee is 16oz.
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A "cup" of coffee is no damn good unless it holds at least half a liter!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 10-Aug-21 21:41pm.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Define "cup".
The thing that you put your coffee in!
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Ah, but I don't, Miss Kuerig does that part.
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