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Because of the speed of your car the deere should be dead as it can get. 
You have luck that your insurance is paying the bill.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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I'm afraid so, although I was driving leisurely (max 70 km/h), it was a big bang.
I informed the police on the police website, but doubt that they will take any action on this.
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Be glad you don't have moose in the Netherlands.
That's 600 kg on stilts at a convenient height for the windscreen!
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I know, a long time ago I was on holiday in Sweden and on a small dusty sandroad there was a moose.
Didn't even budge, and after staring at each other for some time it slowly began to move off the road.
Has something to do with the relaxed nature of the Swedish I think 
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You need one of these roo bars. Designed to keep sheep, kangaroos and the odd cow out of your grill.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The JavaScript library written by myself just crashed the integrated graphic of my laptop. WTF
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Such things can happen to the best
Is your graphics card damaged ? Luckily you live in Taiwan so replacement parts should be cheap 
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RickZeeland wrote: Is your graphics card damaged ? Luckily you live in Taiwan so replacement parts should be cheap
He did say "integrated graphic" ... possibly a little bit less cheap if it fried the board
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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I noticed that, but was a bit lazy (sunday afternoon you know) and didn't correct it
So please read "hardware parts" instead ...
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I'm not sure what's worse, that you crashed your integrated graphics or that you had to write JavaScript to do so 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm not sure what's worse, that you crashed your integrated graphics or that you had to write JavaScript to do so
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Gratulations!! Your library is very powerful!! 
Javascript has become a migthy language. Will it someday win the Jackpot by causing a BSOD 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Maybe you should put it on GitHub and we can all fork it.
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Down the local with a Schooie of VB waiting for the Bistro to open and the McGregor vs Mayweather fight to kick off.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ain't that a kick in the head?
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I'll let you know later if Connor kicks Floyd in the head.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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woke up this morning and had a looksie at twitter and not a single tweet about it.
So must have been a boring fight.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: So must have been a boring fight.
As bat sh*t. Only really chance of excitement and action would have been if McGregor smashed him early. Besides Mayweather running away, ducking his head and bringing it up under McGregor's arms to make this near impossible, it also looked like McGregor wasn't really trying to smash, like he was told to make it a spectacle but don't try and win and you can get USD$100M.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It was fixed. Conned a lot of people out of a lot of money.
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public int Lenght
{
get { return this.Lenght; }
}
Code from here
    
Maybe that's how I should sign posts.
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You'd be more popular if you multiply by two.
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Is it a Spanish compiler?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Is it a Spanish compiler?
And why should that be funny?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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There was a video by Veritasium, on how Spanish needs more or less double the words in order to convey the same amount of information, compared to English.
Relate the video to the fact that the 'get length' appeared to have been written twice, you get a joke.
Well it's funny now that I had to explain everything but nonetheless, nice effort kmoorevs.
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