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Molasses: what do they do with the rest of the mole?
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is that the correct plural for molars?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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And how much would a mole of molasses mass?
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I always think that about fish balls....
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And then there are fish fingers - they don't even have hands ... 
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Have you ever seen a Buffalo fly??? I mean, with those tiny wings...
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Is a typical mole highly molecular?
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Bacon. Same as the molasses.
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A day late, but, would it the same as be Moley Holys?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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There is not much you need to understand, except that you can drive them into starvation by praising (!) that they finally gained a little weight and you don't get bruises from their protruding ribs anymore.
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I'm an engineer, which means I don't have time for a pet. If I had a pet, it would be a pot-bellied pig and it's name would be Albert. Albert Einswine.
Which pet would you have?
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I have a rabbit (a huge one), a pair of hamsters (to power the computer  ) and 4 kids...
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Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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At least you obviously avoided the worst trap of all: A wife.
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I thought the rabbit was the wife (honey bunny)
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The wife isn't a pet. You just pet her... 
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I didn't know dragon qualifies as pet 
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Dragons need more time to mature (which you never ever should tell them). By the time they have earned the title 'old dragon' they have become mothers in law for some other unfortunate guy.
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I think I hear someone rotating in his grave - at relativistic speed.
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The bunny?
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I would have a purely recursive pet. An antelope. 
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I own a parrot (a turquoise-fronted amazon[^]).
Well, when I got married my wife came with a parrot to be more precise...
It is a clever and wonderful animal, but as it comes from a special recovery program in Argentina, therefore we don't know if it's a Mr. or a Mrs.
It speaks a lot.
It wants somebody close always.
Loves to destroy things.
My wife plays with it as a dog or a cat (in the couch and other places). I can't as it gets nervous and attacks me.
Shower time is party time! it loves being under the water.
Easy to maintain.
But you have to be careful... there are some meals that are venom (i.e. chocolate).
You can "walk"/"fly" it if you can convince it to wear a harness.
Sometimes while sleeping it falls down to the bottom of the cage... We still don't know why... we guess it doesn't know it either.
The biggest problem is when you need to answer a phone call or similar and it wants to speak too...
It is not a cheap animal.
It is easy in terms of obligations (you have to clean the cage once per week).
It opens it's feathers in order to allow our fingers to reach its skin while petting it.
I've seen my wife petting it and the parrot almost falling asleep.
So answering your question... no other pet I guess... usually those little boys live for 80 or more years so... probably the question should be which human will have it after we die... 
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