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If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?
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It indeed does a wonderful job - after the salmon is dead.
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If drinking's so bad for you, how come pickled onions don't go off?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Must... not... evangelize...
(there's no non-smoker like an ex-smoker)
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary Wheeler wrote: there's no non-smoker like an ex-smoker
That's valid for all religions.
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Cures from what, is what I've always wanted to know...
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OriginalGriff wrote: If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?
Temporary cure, still not bacon.
Hmmmmz, bacon.
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Indeed, I always thought there was something fishy about that. But done properly, they do kipper long time. I tend to overdo mine, usually herring on the side of caution. I'll get my coat now. In fact it's raining, so I'll get my mac-kerel.
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So my work PC rebooted some time in the middle of the night, and I'd forgotten to save a notepad file with some notes, and another app that contains my "engineering log notes". Needless to say, those edits (fortunately minor) were lost.
My coworker has been using this for a month now, and hasn't had a single reboot from a Windows update:
Disable Windows 10 Automatic Updates with Win Update Stop | NoVirusThanks[^]
Just installed it, looking forward to giving Microsoft the big one finger salute and taking control of when I want it to do updates.
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A better solution: use an application that doesn't lose your unsaved work if the computer restarts. 
Eg: Notepad++[^]
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I use onenote attached to my onedrive cloud account. saves work automatically as you type and it is saved to the cloud and not my stupid laptop.
I can also share workbooks/sections with other people if I want, all independent of my laptop/workstation. completely portable too.
no need for stupid ass text apps, etc.
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I use OneNote as well. The sync is super useful.
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beware the msfanlemmings, they will tell you off!
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My way of disabling Mickeysoft updates even saved me from being hijacked to Win 10 in the first place.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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how come windows has so many "updates" but it doesn't get any better?
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You are a pessimist.
I'm an optimist and so I'm very happy when it does not become much worse after the update
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
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I've made the observation just a few days ago somewhere here in the lounge that the problem isn't in stopping updates...it's stopping the unwanted reboots. Subtle, but oh-so-important difference.
I use WSUS to control what updates get offered to my systems, and I have my systems set up to prompt me when they find something new (nothing gets installed automatically). But once an update is installed and is waiting to reboot - you're still at MS's mercy. It doesn't sound like this particular utility is making the claim it can do anything to prevent the reboot.
My current plan is to use some version of Windows Server as my next development VM. I've never had a server OS reboot unexpectedly, from NT 4 onward (as opposed to client OSes). Server versions will wait patiently for weeks and months.
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Server OSs are certainly much better at allowing you to control when they restart - however, I have noticed - at three sites now - that when there are significant updates waiting to be installed (ie a reboot is pending) performance sometimes degrades (especially SQL Server and DNS on the DCs) until you are essentially forced to reboot.
It is however still under your control WHEN you reboot, so definitely much better.
Watch out though as there are some programs that refuse to run under Server OSs, and some that have much more expensive licences to do so...
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Mike Winiberg wrote:
Watch out though as there are some programs that refuse to run under Server OSs, and some that have much more expensive licences to do so...
The few I've come across are generally utilities that are free for client OSes, and paid-for for the Server editions. None of these will be necessary here - this is intended to be for a VM running only development tools (primarily VS). My MSDN license should already cover that.
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A solution, ePost-It's!
Quote: Just installed it, looking forward to giving Microsoft the big one finger salute and taking control of when I want it to do updates.
I'll read this and I'll remember to be polite with Microsoft, Hahaha!
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Yes, this updates are very annoying...
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uSoft says they listen to their customers but how is that possible with there heads up there collective asses?
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