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...Waddaya think?[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Freak.
That is so funny.
I can't stop laughing.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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I've got two cats.
There was a HUGE pile of that at the bottom of the staircase.
I told my wife I was saving up for another cat.
She was not amused.
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I know exactly how it is. I have 3. But I would rather have cats AND cat hair than No cats and NO cat hair! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If you cough up such hairballs, chances are good that you have become a cat.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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...Waddaya think
I think some of these are not just dog or cat hair. 
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Friday is usually Pizza Day for me. Gluten free, Pepperoni and Pineapple, glad you asked.
But today I feel like sharing with you guys some traditional Asian Music from Mongolia. Quite nice.
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I was hoping that was what it was, before I clicked.
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Pineapple? On Pizza? Each to their own ... but you probably use EMACS and 1TB as well ... 
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Nothing wrong with EMACS  I once wrote a fully functional COBOL programme in EDLIN for a bet 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Super Lloyd wrote: Pepperoni and Pineapple
Please don't refer to abominations as pizza. Pizzas have feelings too and being compared to that heinous crimes against humanity will have long term consequences on the psyche of pizzas.
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Pepperoni and Pineapple is the best combo! It's what Hawaiian* wishes it was!
* Hawaiian = Ham + Pineapple
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musefan wrote: It's what Hawaiian* wishes it was!
Dead? Never been born? 
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I really don't get why people don't like pineapple on pizza? Even though I know it's a major source of conflict and is probably the cause of at least 3 wars.
Have you never enjoyed eating a slice of warm pineapple with some roast gammon? Or are you more a gammon and eggs kind of person?
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musefan wrote: Have you never enjoyed eating a slice of warm pineapple with some roast gammon?
Nope, but I do eat ham and melon, which is a quite traditional appetizer. Appetizers are one of the few courses where mixing sweet, sour and savory is well received in Italy.
On Pizza? No. The worst an italian can do is eating a pizza with french fries on top - it is the worst offense still tolerable on pizza. There exist the Nutella pizza but it is solely the pizza dough with only Nutella on top and it is considered an offense too - both Nutella and French Fries pizzas are derogatively referred as "americanate".
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: but I do eat ham and melon
Interesting... I may have to try this on a pizza now, I think it would work well
den2k88 wrote: The worst an italian can do is eating a pizza with french fries on top
You can get around that by turning it upside-down, then it's no longer pizza, it's just french fries with a tomato and dough topping! ...life hacks
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Actually, I prefer my pineapple sliced and soaked in coconut rum
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Amen to that brother! 
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In their ass. I swear! 
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I remember seeing some "traditional" Mongolian throat singer showing up on Letterman...must be over a decade back...just himself, no instrument, just him and a microphone. I can honestly say I had never heard that sort of sound coming out of a human being.
Not something to listen to every day, but I was still rather impressed...
[Edit]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVyyhHFKI8E
Clearly I've misremembered some details. Including that it's been over 20 years.
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When will these scientists learn that just because they could do something it doesn't mean they should?
Simple solution: give the Pteracuda it's vaccinations as a child, and it'll get autopsy and die!
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