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Flippy the burger flipping robot is on a break, already[^]
So no, robots aren't coming for your jobs any time soon; not that the media will change their headlines, panic sells better than reality 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Flippy didn't fail. The humans couldn't keep up...we need more robots! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It still failed to become part of the production line, with a very limited task. I can't help but to think that a specialized toaster would outperform the robotic arm any day.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Then it's time to call Flipper to the rescue (though he might be more specialized in fish-burgers) 
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Relentless Fishing - Baked Dolphin Recipe[^]
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Why pay $150k for a robot when you can get a mexican for $10?
Some jobs will never be automated.
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The robot does not need a siesta
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$60k initial purchase, then $12k per year on maintenance. That's an expensive toaster 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Yeah, the maintenance alone is almost a salary. Really, robots do some things well, but really, many jobs just cant be automated.
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It may work for the places that sell cheap hamburgers that need to be exact the same; and even then, I'd prefer a human made burger - would you pay $5 for a bit meat from a toaster?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Something in that story stinks. The restaurants human staff couldn't keep up with the robot so they replaced it with human burger flippers. 
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Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You don't need more burgers than you can serve
Just a minor detail, apparently.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It just struck me that it must be difficult to be a programmer in a non-English-speaking country because all of the classes and function names in a given framework are in English, so picking the correct class/method must be somewhat difficult.
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modified 11-Mar-18 9:35am.
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And you didn't mentioned the endless typos... And the fact that some has better English than others, so do different typos...
We use Hebrew words written using English letters, like Talmid (means student) and so...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Au contraire, I hate it when programs or Windows are in Dutch, but for 'normal' users things are different of course, always amazes me how bad some people are at speaking English
But bonus points for thinking about foreign people (o dear, now a track of Foreigner is playing again in my head, you're as cold as ice etc. etc.)
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Imagine writing code in German, with umlauts all over the place 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Imagine how long the class names would be!!!!!
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But you could put all of the comments into the class name!
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Imagine writing code and end almost all written lines with semicolons....
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Not too hard to imagine, as most will have experienced VB and it s CRLF statement ending
Also doesn't conflict with ASCII, which German text does.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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NO thanks!!!!
It's horrible, I'd rather forget I ever did it....
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It's the experience of a lifetime!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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GetFactuur()
HaalOrder()
Seen them both
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RickZeeland wrote: always amazes me how bad some people are at speaking English
Back in real life (i.e., as a chemist) it was always understood that the international language of science is broken English.
By and large, the domination of English is probably a consequence of it not shielding itself from "foreign influences" - some "schmucky" places think protecting their language ("think: surrender monkey") will maintain its strength. On the contrary - it is mercifully hurry its long-overdue demise.
Aside from the crazy spelling and other stuff, it's actually a rather welcoming.
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