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Good answer.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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2 words: git blame
I'd rather be phishing!
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Some interesting lines in this drool 
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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If there was an Apple store break-in, would you get iWitnesses?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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iWouldnotknow.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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are you sure it's the same?
might be a cheap clone.
@OriginalGriff has previously posted about getting stuff from china.
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Ancient history ... that was over a week ago ... 
Oops.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I quite android that pun.
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windows the horrible punning stop?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That Debians on when OG posts the next one.
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you mean the NeXT one (it's an OS from the 80s/90s)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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OK - that DOS it for me.
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so unixed the operating system puns?
*hides*
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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There's a kernel of truth to that.
I.e, what I segment just that.
Oh - by the way - have Ubintu this page[^]?
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I'd give my iTeeth not to hear another iPun. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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they make me quite iRate as well.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Isn't this just a slightly modified version of an earlier pun?
Are we supposed to think that it is a vast improvement?
Oh wait - its Apple!
This space for rent.
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Actually, you have to pay more to get the N, the main product is only the PU.
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I am the copyright police and all your i's are belong to me.
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One can shoot but not hit, while the other can hoot but not sh*t! 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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What do you have to say for yourself? Nothing. That's what. To your room without supper. 
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Too bad that these are inherently untranslatable, else I would have an even better one for you.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In what language? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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German, so it will not work at all when translated to English.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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