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My granny yawned , thought about it for a second and said 18. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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18 lions + 1 wolf.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Surveys are unreliable - this one especially so since everyone is lion...
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So 4 were having an identity crisis?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Don't complain about cat and dog hair on the sofa: it's called fur-niture for a reason, isn't it?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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sshhh, better whisker, the wife might hear you
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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So fa so good.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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As long as it does not eventuate into fur-nit-urinating 
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You just finished watching 'Couching Tiger Hidden Dragon' didn't you?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's what she shed.
/ravi
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He'll have to brush that one off.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A hairy proposition!
/ravi
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Let's pet things into perspective: it's truly follicle to brush aside nature and think one can avoid animial-leavings in ones dwelling if one has keeps an animal in one's dwelling.
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Use all that fur to knit a sweater...fur-knit-ure!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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All the rage!
Just the gift for that cat lady that you know.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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No that's just wrong!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Purrfectly insane.
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I distinctly remember reading (years ago) about some lady who knitted, and sold, sweaters made from the lint accumulating in her husband's navel.
I wish those brain cells had died. But you had to bring that back to the forefront. So I can only hope you now also have that imagery stuck in your mind.
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That's pawsible... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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Why, just why? also as a side they also had a thing about Mario (of Donkey Kong & Mario Brothers) not being a plumber any more, Breksit strikes again
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