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Not me...I'm Ragna-rocking it 
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In mah judgement, day would certainly put an end to it.
Definition (joke about apocalypse, sort of):
Apocalypse: what an Italian says he does before a kiss.
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We're actually living in a matrix, the end of the world was on December 21, 2012.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I do know I love bacon!
The matrix is telling your brain that it is delicious. There is no bacon.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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011111100010 wrote: There is no bacon.
Say you were just kidding...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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When people have to shuffle past you while you are sitting in a theater do you think "The end is near!"
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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I am assuming you cooked them to perfection. Ate them till your ravenous appetite was sated. Drifted off into fish taco lullaby land.
Please tell me it is so.
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They were most enjoyable. Nice and spicy - but not so spicy you couldn't taste the fish - crisp taco shell, fresh salad. Worth the wait!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Good to hear! Thanks for saving some for the rest of us. 
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Well I made extra ... but none of you turned up, so we ate 'em!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: none of you turned up
You very cleverly omitted two things - your address, and the invitation.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Those were left as an exercise for the reader.
Try QA ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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uopz_rename — Rename a function at runtime
<?php
uopz_rename("strlen", "original_strlen");
echo original_strlen("Hello World");
?>
This is how framework bloats start to happen?
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Maybe to write your own strlen...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Although in some strange realm that may be something one needs to do, if one were writing their own strlen(...), would it not be better to give it its own name, too? Or maybe create some weird-ass overload if the language permits it?
On the other hand, if it's scope is wide enough, think of the fun you could have with other members of some team when their code goes insane for no discernible reason.
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One of the reasons I refuse to work in Ruby. Monkey-patching.
Or this amusing what-if scenario:
You can add methods right to core classes! You don’t have to call Time.now.advance(days: -1), you can write 1.day.ago! It makes Ruby a joy to read and write. Until…
You hit weird bugs because a patch changed Hash.
You get confused about which code actually ran, so you can’t debug it when it breaks.
And you finally figure out that all your problems were caused six months ago, when you monkey-patched Enumerable to make one line of code five characters shorter.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Yeah, Ruby is no gem
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I think I would never prefer to work with languages like these, without any law & order.
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That example perfectly encapsulates one of the issues of modern programming languages. History repeats itself, as programmers in the 90's mistook less lines of code, with obfuscated one-liners.
Now the line's not obfuscated, but you're still sacrificing so much... for a few lines of code.
Never again, learn from history.
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wow!
you could rename everything to make your code look better...
make it look just like, say, visual basic
how cool would that be? :vomit:
damn! gosh darn it! there's no vomit emoji!
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Lopatir wrote: there's no vomit emoji!
This one comes close: 
Failing that, either 🤮 or 🤢 would do the trick.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Failing that, either 🤮 or 🤢 would do the trick.
Well, apparently no, they won't do the trick....
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If I remember right, PHP did not have anything like namespaces. I think this was their grand alternative to solving name collision. Just what I would expect from guys playing around with a badly thought through interpreter.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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