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there will be plans, huuuge plans of things to fix, build and invent will be made,
followed by carefully stacking all of the just-bought items in a dusty cupboard.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: there will be plans, huuuge plans of things to fix, build and invent will be made,
followed by carefully stacking all of the just-bought items in a dusty cupboard.
Mine usually includes one additional step(step 2)
2. Begin hammering, sawing, etc. only to learn that the tool and/or materials break...then quit.
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You can justify the purchase if you take them out every now and agin and dust them off.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I have a tool in the cubicle next to me - you can have him for free if you would like!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Can I use it's head to bang nails into timber?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Can I use it's head to bang nails into timber?
Probably find it is too soft to be effective.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nah it Ok thanks, I have one of those types of tools and he's on holiday
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Put'em in the basement next to my sports equipment! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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my sports equipment! D'Oh! |
This sport equipment you speak of, does it have a use apart from stopping the damp... 
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Do you get a sucker punch from a boxing octopus?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Are you squidding me? Ink case you have the answer, the question is: how does an octopus give you ten tickles with only eight arms?
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That aint fair buddy. You leave no more puns in the sea 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going."
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Wouldn't they be more into wrestling? Now, there's a whale of an idea.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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octopus: Siamese twin cat?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Nope, you make sucker punch by falsely claiming to mix high end rum with fruit juice.
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Good one - I really eight this up. It appears that you want to tako-ver the Lounge with these puns.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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"C'mon, Rocky, give 'im the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8."
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...for my garage sale next spring! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I was going to say that just going to the sports store should be adequate exercise for the day. 
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Slacker007 wrote: I was going to say that just going to the sports store should be adequate exercise for the day
I thumb through the ads that come in the mail. It's exhausting so I think it counts as my exercise. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Careful! You may end up suffering from "Ad Thumb".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: "Ad Thumb"
Is that when your thumb turns black from all the low-quality ink used in the ads? Or is it more pernicious than that?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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 Exactly.
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I just sue them for false advertisement. Bought a stair climber, threw it in the basement, thing never once climbed the stairs back up, and I'm not about to haul it back up. I've seen more ambition from a slinky on stairs than that thing.
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