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No.
It's easy to tell that I haven't: I'm still alive.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: they'll start babbling about space-time curvature affecting the camera lens.
...or Lee Harvey Oswald's shadow goes one way while his rifle's goes the other way due to Photoshopping the image...
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Yes, and if we can get him to use a really powerful rocket to reach escape velocity... 
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Then he'll spot that it's turtles all the way down!
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Only if he looks from underneath?
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You have to admit it would be very hilarious if they were right. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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A self-taught rocket hobbyist (not a scientist, dear AP News) is about to blow himself up, by the looks of it.
One needs to generate a lot of force, whilst encased in a metal container that is being dropped from a balloon. If the direction is wrong, all that force will be pointing towards the earth, not away from it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: not a scientist
Quote: “I don’t believe in science,” said Hughes,
He even says it himself.
I imagine it going to go something like this. Mythbusters - Water Heater Explosion[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I can't help but point out the irony that Elon Musk is also self-taught.
Jeremy Falcon
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he’s about to launch himself into the atmosphere.
He should then keep going, away, in a straight line.
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Who's going to be standing by waiting to give him the Darwin Award? Posthumously, of course.
System.ItDidntWorkException: Something didn't work as expected.
C# - How to debug code[ ^].
Seriously, go read these articles.
Dave Kreskowiak
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Quote: Who's going to be standing by waiting to give him the Darwin Award? Posthumously, of course.
I don't know if there is an official one. Do you have a design in mind?
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A 3D relief version of one of these[^].
System.ItDidntWorkException: Something didn't work as expected.
C# - How to debug code[ ^].
Seriously, go read these articles.
Dave Kreskowiak
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Quote: A 3D relief version of one of these[^].
I like the orange splat in the middle. Not quite the explosion that might represent this particular Darwin award, but a good general use one.
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If the earth is flat, how thick is it, and do people live on the other side?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No, there's four elephants there and a giant turtle 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You missed the point entirely: is the turtle male or female?
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Actually, we are on the other side.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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For the moment I'll ignore that he could get to 600m much more safely by climbing a hill/etc, I'll just note incontrovertible proof that the Earth isn't flat exists.
http://www.cherryh.com/WaveWithoutAShore/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/if-the-earth-was-flat-cats-would-have-pushed-everything-21413617.png
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Well, actually I don't, but my wife wants one for a new business she's setting up and seems to think that in my capacity of being a 'computer person' I am suitably qualified to perform such a task, and thus have been instructed to do so. Ah yes, but I don't do web, I do .NET server side development.
So, in terms of function and services and databases and all that stuff I'm entirely comfortable, but when it comes to the 'cool' bit, the website and possible mobile app I get a bit lost. Someone told me (in the pub) that MVC 'was dead' and there's this new thing which you write in C# and it compiles it to JavaScript or something. Sounds filthy.
Is anyone able to suggest a way to go technology wise? Scale would be low, maybe a few hundred hits a day. I want to go completely bespoke, no CMS etc., and I wish to avoid anything requiring trendy haircuts like Python, Ruby, Java, etc. In other words something .NET ish which I can host on a server at home and not in the cloud.
Wisdom appreciated.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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That really depends on the scope of the website's purpose. If it's just to display information, then the task ahead is very simple and can be done with pure HTML and CSS running on your webserver of choice. Now, if your wife wants e-commerce or marketing capability, the whole thing gets a lot more complicated and it's better to hire a professional to build it.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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hmm, making a website for the wife...
shouldn't be much harder than picking a new dress for her (or underwear if you're into danger) ...
I can only wish you the best.
Plan B: make something real ugly (or buy her a huge dress.)
Once the above exhausted point her at some young nephews / nieces / friends kids that have learned doing websites at school.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Yes, perilous isn't it? Thankfully, we've been married a while so I don't think she's got particularly high expectations.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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If she asks you, "Does this website make me look fat?", you already know the answer 
Seriously, I would pick some provider that offers some cookie cutter templates for various sites and slap something very very simple together.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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