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Y'all can have your contest of who can get the coldest just leave us here in Florida out of it!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: contest of who can get the coldest
A contest I'm always happy to lose.
Other contest I'm always glad to lose are:
hurricane count/year
most intense hurricane
fire-ant hills/acre
Palmetto Bugs per person per room[^]
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Hmmm, we average almost 5 pages a day in the lounge, including weekends...still not enough sometimes to keep me from getting work done. (or worse, venturing into Q/A!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yeah, it's cold as a witch's tit here. 11F base with -20F+ wind chill.
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Slacker007 wrote: Yeah, it's cold as a witch's tit here. 11F base with -20F+ wind chill.
If only it were a free country and you could move anywhere you wanted to. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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good one.
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Consider yourself lucky. It was -20F base with "Please kill me" wind chill here this morning.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: "Please kill me"
Wait til you get your gas bill. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I see the temps for Fargo and surrounding areas, and I am just glad I am slightly frozen and easily microwaved.
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It's so cold here in Texas that I had to wear a thicker short-sleeve shirt to work...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That made me chuckle.
My brother sends me pics from sunny California periodically through the winter time to remind me how the other half lives.
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Slacker007 wrote: My brother sends me pics from sunny California periodically through the winter time to remind me how the other half lives.
...but then, you realize...California.
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Yep, and that is part of my come back to him too, more or less. 
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We take solace in whatever we can.
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I always have a deep sympathy for Texans and can almost shed a tear for their wretched plight:
After all, they spend there time surrounded by Texans . . .
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I wouldn't necesarily say so. The Texans that I've met in Israel were always more polite than the New Yorkers...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The Texans that I've met in Israel were always more polite than the New Yorkers...
What's a Texan doing in Israel, except perhaps to ask for directions back to Texas? 
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It's easy to get them confused - both are God's country.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Clearly this was before my time, 'cuz I don't remember that election.
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By those standards, it's a good thing your middle name isn't "snowflake".
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Holy cr@p.
Whether or not that should be "wholly cr@p" remains to be seen, but I think it's likely.
The nightmare scenario is that it will encourage script kiddies to add untrained AIs as background processes on web pages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: The nightmare scenario is that it will encourage script kiddies to add untrained AIs as background processes on web pages.
Well, luckily, Quantum Computing will become "cwantum computing" just as Artificial Intelligence has become "machine learning" over time, since we all know that neither one of those original terms are real*. 
*Now that ought to start of firestorm of replies**.
**This post was typed by an Artificially Intelligent Quantum Computer so please to ignore anything you disagrees with.
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... and the crAppstore will become a Cwappstore, crApps will become Cwapps...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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