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Nothing could be cruller than raising our expectations like that.
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DRHuff wrote: cruller
"more cruel"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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DRHuff wrote: cruller
#realJSOP wrote: <blockquote< blockquote="">more cruel"
Quote: crul·ler
/ˈkrələr/
NORTH AMERICAN
a small cake made of rich, sweetened dough twisted or curled and fried in deep fat
Cruller - Wikipedia
EDIT: Beaten to the punch by raddevus 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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We know, but that would mean that someone had made a pun in CP, which we know never happens, so it was obviously a tpyo.
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Please 'super-massive' is so judgmental, we prefer 'mass positive'.
Explorans limites defectum
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Are sad cows mooooody?
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You're really milking these animal puns!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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At least you didn't say that it was complete bull... 
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... but he easily cud have!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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you mean the bovine species or stupid women?
... oh wait! yes for both, although one be worse than t'other.
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Udderly ridiculous !
Cheese, you curd do whey better - dairy say, if you'd put in just hoof again the effort, but this is priced so low it's free, so yogurt what you bay for.
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Ghee, I didn't see those puns coming.
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Cow dare you! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I have a beef with these b*llshit puns of yours...
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Heifer are you going to go with these animal puns?
I think we have herd enough of them - don't ewe?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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These are getting butter and butter every day!
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If you woke up knowing you were soon to be turned into several hundred Quarter Pounder's with cheese (made from your mother's milk), you'd be Mooooody too! 
Oy Vey!
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First ever black hole image released - BBC News
"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Oh my God - it's full of stars!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Yeah, all the atheist hollywood stars. 
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It's actually a quote from 2001: A Space Odyssey, as David Bowman falls into the star gate.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Right after it swallowed a planet, I could see lawyers rushing to the scene. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Please. That would be a good way to dispose of them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That would be a good start.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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