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dandy72 wrote: I've had a mustache since I was 16, and I never got a penny for it.
I've done the bald thing for years,
no money, but there's great value seeing the reactions of people when you cut your head.
a little bit of blood goes a long way on a smooth surface... and yes it does run down into your eyes... classic.
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DRHuff wrote: The definition of voice acting
You've got that right. His voice, and the intonation he used, was perfect and unforgettable.
I'll bet ten cents that "Daisy, Daisy" is played at his funeral.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It would be great if they play it just as it appeared in the movie, gradually slowing down.
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We can only put it down to human error. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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'What are doing Dave!' Chilling!
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Considering what the D in my user name stands for - I have heard that a lot over my lifetime!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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DRHuff wrote: Considering what the D in my user name stands for - I have heard that a lot over my lifetime!
What! I was sure you were Doctor Huff.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Doctor Huff.
Now why would my parents name me that? 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Do train drivers not count their derailments, because it's hard to keep track?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Now there's the ticket! A pun engineered to rail-y please those of any station conducting their business.
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It's not my place to run the train
The whistle I can't blow.
It's not my place to say how far
The train's allowed to go.
It's not my place to shoot off steam
Nor even clang the bell.
But let the damn thing jump the track
And see who catches hell.
--Anon
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I think I can
I think I can
I think I can
...
damn, getting late already ... so today I shunt
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That is such a Short line that I had trouble Reading it. It’s tough to gauge but I think you totally have the Monopoly on these things..
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Adventures:
0) Well, the NUC I was using for the home theater PC only supports HDMI 1.4, and the videos looked like crap on my 75-inch 4K tv, so I had to fall back to the full-size PC that I was using (has a GTX1050 add-on card that is HDMI 2.0 compliant).
1) I had installed Linux Mint 19 on the big box, but when I installed Kodi, Kodi refused to scan for new content, saying it couldn't connect to the remote server (TheMovieDB and TheTVDB web sites, where it gets the movie info - curiosuly, the Music part scanned just fine)\). I tried a number of suggested remedies discovered via a google search, but none of them fixed the issue, so I had to fall back to Ubuntu 18.04. All of a sudden, Kodi could connect to the remote server. Downside - the Ubuntu desktop isn't as responsive as the Mint desktop was. I'm sure it's a video driver issue, so I'll be trying to fix that in the next couple of days.
2) Again with Kodi - I thought I had my MCE remote problems ironed out, but that was not the case. I forgot one crucial step with regards to LIRC - preventing LIRC from getting updated, as well as turning off automatic updates on the OS. I remedied those issues on the new (old) box, and I think it's good to go. Reminder - I had to install the version of LIRC from the Xenial repository, because the one that comes from Bionic Beaver DOES NOT WORK.
3) I decided to create my Win7 VM (VMWare) in anticipation of moving my desktop box to Linux in the next week or so. I'm starting with the Win7/SP1 DVD and am currently in update Hell, installing 118 "important" updates. VMWare suggested a 60GB drive, but I made mine 250GB (my current Win7 install is 175GB with all kinds of crap installed with it). My intention is to install fewer kinds of crap, but I figured I'd leave myself some headroom in case more crap rolls downhill.
4) Again with VMWare - I've never really played with VMs much, and I found that I have to change some settings with regards to connecting to the available remote network shares (specifically, the media server). I don't know why, but I just assumed that I would be able to connect to them in VMWare without any real effort.
5) Again with VMWare - I hope I'll be able to use the VM that I created without any fuss in Linux. :/
6) I went to install extensions for Python into VSCode on the laptop, and I'm not really sure which extensions to use. There are DOZENS, and there is no apparent indication as to which ones are required, as opposed to "nice to have".
For VB programmers that have never been exposed to real programming languages, my list indexes start with "0", as god intended. Only heathen-based languages start their list indexes with "1".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Downside - the Ubuntu desktop isn't as responsive as the Mint desktop was. I'm sure it's a video driver issue, so I'll be trying to fix that in the next couple of days.
You can easily install different desktops[^] in Ubuntu, including Cinnamon[^] which is the default desktop in Linux Mint.
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Again, if you run Kodi on your android TV, it will work directly with your TV's hardware. You won't have to use some arcane separate box with special video cards and whatnot, just to lose tons of quality because of an external link, that will the end bring the signal to that same hardware.
It can be set up literally in minutes, you can store the files anywhere on your local network or on a USB hub.
But good luck with the tinkering
and yes, you will be able to use the TV remote to control everything.
Here in three minutes, actually 1 minute, the rest of the time he is just talking around.
How to Install Kodi 17 in your Sony Android TV (Beginners Guide) - YouTube
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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So, the politicians put in their appearances
Wearing the appropriate lapel buttons.
And made their speeches
And laid tributes, with solemn steps.
In memory of their handiwork.
Now, the real thing.[^]
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Possibly the wrong forum for this? You know this. I know this. Everyone knows this.
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I think that The Great War (AKA The War to End all Wars) is far enough back in time that the descendants of the combatants can be dispassionate about what is generally agreed was a monstrous folly on all sides.
The American Civil War, OTOH... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The American Civil War, OTOH...
Hey, don't knock the US civil war!
It's the only war the US has won!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It's the only war the US has won without allies !
FTFY
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Epitaphs of the War by Rudyard Kipling
I especially like:
Two Canadian Memorials
I
We giving all gained all.
Neither lament us nor praise.
Only in all things recall,
It is Fear, not Death that slays.
II
From little towns in a far land we came,
To save our honour and a world aflame.
By little towns in a far land we sleep;
And trust that world we won for you to keep!
Convoy Escort
I was a shepherd to fools
Causelessly bold or afraid.
They would not abide by my rules.
Yet they escaped. For I stayed.
Common Form
If any question why we died,
Tell them, because our fathers lied.
But the last says it all:
A Dead Statesman
I could not dig: I dared not rob:
Therefore I lied to please the mob.
Now all my lies are proved untrue
And I must face the men I slew.
What tale shall serve me here among
Mine angry and defrauded young?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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