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OK - whilst you amused yourselves with online chatter I just finished mowing my lawn.
I hate mowing the lawn. Even piling up all the glass clippings and knowing they'll be the compost of the future is little consolation. When we used to have someone come and do it every other week they mowed our flowers (even when told 3x not to). Their predecessor also had disdain for flora.
So take my warning as advice:
- Never Fertilize your lawn.
- Never Water your lawn.
Both of these will only make it grow faster and that will only cause you to have to mow it more often. WTF would you want to do that?
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I laid a new lawn three weeks ago and I will water it for a few more weeks unless it rains and until it's growing nicely.
Then it's on its own.
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I always thought the key to a lush lawn was to concrete your lawn and have a minute crack in it, with in 2 weeks it will be covered... 
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glennPattonWork wrote: have a minute crack in it, with in 2 weeks it will be covered.
Actually, I take very good care of those plants; watering them with RoundUp.
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If you want triffids, get block-paving.
Works like a charm.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I dug the garden over two years ago, only just got round to turfing it. Tried seeding but with the Viscous Wolf Hound it was a waste of time.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Viscous Wolf Hound
Viscous[^]? 
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Sticky? 
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That might apply. My male greyhound Bacchus gets 'clingy' whenever a thunderstorm develops. He's from a racing kennel in Florida, so we think he had a traumatic experience at some point related to a tropical storm or hurricane.
'Clingy' means you have an 80 pound, 30 inch tall dog leaning on you who has a case of the shakes and is whining(*).
(*) Bacchus, the Greek and Roman god of, er, whine. We named him before we knew he didn't bark, he just whines.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Just one reason I moved to the desert.
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Admittedly, within the limits of potential frosts, you can grow or not grow whatever you want anywhere you want - but I do like that I can plant a garden and once the produce gets through its smaller stages it will b e watered by the heavens throughout the spring, summer, and early fall. And spring here is a beautiful thing = trees in white and pink and green. As is usual in life, there's no real free ride - whatever you get you had to give.
To show some sort of solidarity, however, I have an every growing (indoor) cactus garden - all started from seeds. Even a few succulents, although the seeds from those are so small and the seedlings so tiny and frail that I've only been able to keep a few percent alive. There's something fascinating in the desert-adapted plants.
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To be concrete use concrete.
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Actually, my father had some of those "special" gardeners come in and plant a nice patio, front and back. He could sit on the patio in the summer and watch the neighbors mow their lawns.
One of the cool things about planting a cement lawn is you only need to water it once!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the glass clippings
Please give me your definition for lawn. And fear the dreaded lawn wolves. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I blame it on the spooling checker.
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I find mowing the lawn to be a nice, monotonous, meditative experience. I often solve programming bugs / algorithm issues mowing the lawn. 
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I'll expect you over in a couple of weeks, weather permitting . . .
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I try to do that, but I can't for some reason. That's weird because normally I make all kinds of mistakes and walk away and forget things and such because I can't STOP thinking about those types of things. But I just can't do it while cutting the grass for some reason. I tend more towards running around in mental circles worrying about whether I should be worrying about something.
The riding mower croaked last year and I couldn't afford to replace it so I had to get a walker. And you really come to appreciate technology when that happens. And of course not only are you walking, but each pass is close to half as wide, so you walk twice as far as you were riding before. And once it warms up, by the time I'm done I will be literally dangerously overheated.
Explorans limites defectum
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Even piling up all the glass clippings and knowing they'll be the compost of the future is little consolation.
But even that is a hassle. Aside from the fact that glass clippings don't make good compost, even grass clippings tend to squish down into impermeable layers that impede composting. I find I have to keep on breaking up the layer, week after week, until it finally breaks down.
Grass -- just say no. Well, you know what I mean.
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Both the grass and the glass make good mulch* around my peppers.
If it rots away quickly I gain the nutrients.
If it rots away slowly I don't have to do it as often.
* None of the applies to Astro-turf, both as a lawn to mow and as a source of mulch.
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Concrete. Wonderfull stuff, easy to clean, no maintenance, lasts a lifetime 
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Go with artificial turf.
W∴ Balboos wrote: - Never Fertilize your lawn.
- Never Water your lawn.
Both of these will only make it grow faster
Same applies to kids. 
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W∴ Balboos wrote: I hate mowing the lawn. Even piling up all the glass clippings
Well, I'd hate it too if mowing it made glass clippings... Just one more reason to wear shoes while mowing the glass...
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... But while there's moonlight and music and love and romance; Let's face the music and dance! Unless you work for Huawei, that is: ARM memo tells staff to stop working with China’s tech giant[^]
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