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I was going to point that out as well. Ultimately, SSMS is just a fancy front-end; the query itself is run elsewhere.
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It was SSMS.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/2874903
sqlcmd Utility | Microsoft Docs[^]
You are using the wrong tool. Use this instead to execute your query. This is a known issue with SSMS.
Output your results to a text file, etc. if you want to work with the data outside the console.
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Maybe you doing an "out join" or "full join"? It's a full 3-d matrix in this case ...
It is not needed in most cases since the data in jointing tables are most likely to be correlated (via foreign keys) so that an (inner, left, right) join is most like what one needed. In this case, the db-engine or midwares only have records of order ~few 10 million to deal with, instead of order 10^7 x 3*10^6 x 10^3 records, which is huge ...
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Worst date ever?
A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I would venture to guess that the "dates" he's really interested in will be in the jail, too. Later on he can make arrangements with the prison dating service. It's called "Drop the Soap"
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Yeah rape is hilarious. Let's laugh about rape.
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If that's what floats your boat.
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This one Could have gone better[^] as well.
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OT - What the *bleep* is a "godsister"?
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A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.
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I'm nearly 55 years old and I'd never heard the term until today. 
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Don't worry - it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
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dandy72 wrote: it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"
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Now that's a winner.
Is that like how you can verb any noun?
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There's an actual name for the complimentary process: gerund[^]
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Hah! I'm 60 next February, so you can't use the age excuse on me! 
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A Griffin, what else do you expect 
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I will endeavour not to take that personally ...
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RickZeeland wrote: A Griffin, what else do you expect
Maybe I would've expected that sort of story from Quagmire. But not Peter.
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Is an antidepressant a medicated insect?
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Is a feline pharmacist a caterpillar?
Sadly, although the content of the original post bugs you.
Asn't an antidepressant something used to squash (or sadden?) the sibling of one of one's parents?
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Considering the response you've gotten for today's presentation, perhaps you need some help[^].
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Hopefully, otherwise they get sad and commit insecticide? 
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