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Roger, Roger! 
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Can you fly this plane and land it?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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well... I am more used to single engine plane...
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Even with the bug, this is a satisfying gif to watch
...never send to know for whom the code faults; if faults for thee.
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Thanks!
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Hypnotic!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I agree, it has developed enough artificial intelligence to know when the artist is doing wrong things, and deletes his bad work so he won't face the embarrasment of public humiliation. 
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Oh, that's what is happening hey?!  
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You can get an add-on for that here[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cool !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Thanks, almost there!
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Ah, memories; in those days a UI had to be reactive, giving the user immediate feedback. Nowadays, you click a button and wait for the machine to respond.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Best OS ever by Micky. Then they ate their young, beginning with Vista and on to today.
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That's what the customer wanted. Don't blame MS for doing what the user wants 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Ron Anders wrote: Best OS ever by Micky.
How quickly people forget. As I recall, you were more likely back then to hear it described as having a "Fisher-Price UI" than "being the best OS ever by Micky".
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I thought everyone could fly until Isaac Newton discovered gravity and ruined everything.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: I thought everyone could fly until Isaac Newton discovered gravity and ruined everything.
What, you had to wait until Brexit to realise that the English are frugging idiots?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Since then:
0: windows can handle a lot of the far more advanced hardware that is now available.
1. The windows UX has turned to absolute cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CTRL+SHIFT+T - reopens the last closed tab and switches to it.
Pressed it by accident - didn't realise Chrome was focussed - and thought "where did that come from?". Checked, and yes, that's what it does. Handy!
How often have you shut a tab by mistake and sworn?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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ctrl-shift-T is indispensable. For an added bonus, it works in Firefox too 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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