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From The Daily Telegraph, many years ago.
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Ah, the good old days! When it used to take longer than 5 minutes to do the Torygraph crossword.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The Scottish gentleman texted his gratitude to the Parseltongue speaker and gave us a killer bunny! (5, 6)
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Why am I thinking White Rabbit ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Because you are on completely the wrong track?
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Ok 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner.
You are up Monday.
Care to explain?
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Monty = Scottish name
parseltongue = people that speak to snakes (harry potter)
monty python did the killer bunny sketch
That's how I got it. Not sure about the intricacies like 'texted'
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Close enough:
The Scottish gentleman MON
texted his gratitude TY
to the Parseltongue speaker PYTHON (Snakes and Harry speak Parseltongue)
and gave us a killer bunny!
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Note to self: When launching a Citrix RDP session, it must be launched from the primary monitor! Doing otherwise will only cause unnecessary grief and swearing as the connection dialog vanishes and nothing happens! That's 30 minutes I'll never get back! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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For a while I was using a third-party tool that remembered that it was on my second monitor. So when I tried to use it without a second monitor...
Alas.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: remembered that it was on my second monitor
I'm pretty sure that's just default behavior for windows...It seems to always want to send windows to orphaned monitors.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Ever rdp into a client the was rdp'ed to his/her server full screen.
Takes a while to figure out what's a happening.
This is a fun biz aint it boys?!!!
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Ron Anders wrote: Ever rdp into a client the was rdp'ed to his/her server full screen.
 I once rdp'd into my own desktop creating a mini black hole somewhere! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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It's here! I wondered what it was and where it came from. Been throwing stuff into it. Don't know where it all goes though. 
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kmoorevs wrote: creating a mini black hole somewhere!
Probably not. These don't last long enough and evaporate in an instant. Probably the universe simply forked into two separate timelines to resolve that paradoxon.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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kmoorevs wrote: Citrix RDP
Enough said.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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My client's choice not mine...it works, but I don't use it often enough to remember the quirks. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I'm looking for an article about a VS style options dialog user control. I saw it before, but can't find it now. The library only contains the user control, and no actual dialogs. I cleaned out my source code collection after I stopped programming for a while, and ended up deleting it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Can you see the point in whole numbers?
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I'm sure there's a well rounded explanation for that
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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No, but I can see the hole in 0.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What fraction of the response will be rational?
Most are integerst simple replies - prime-arily, they will not transcendental others about it.
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