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Thanks a lot for your reply and clarification.
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If you crossed cats with nocturnal birds of prey would you get Meowls?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would they live in purrds nests?
Yes I know, my coat.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Wouldn't those be OriginalGriff-ons?
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I really can't tail! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Trust OG, I'm sure it's purrfect.
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or would that be an Owl-y Cat?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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You are more than 40 years too late: Owlbear[^]. Now I want to see a save against plagiarism -2. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And their nemesis would be a cross between a flying mammal and an ocean predator -> barks.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Training cats does not work. Nowhere, at no time, never ever[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So cute. Do you think it'd work with a 20 year old blonde babysitter as well? 
Asking for a friend of course!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I'm sure it does. The problem is that they will not settle for simple kittie snacks. The sort of things they will do anything for cost a tiny bit more. So, if you are rich enough, you can keep an entire army of them happy.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: So, if you are rich enough, you can keep an entire army of them happy.
Hugh Hefner was proof of this concept 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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I have ours trained to stand, then sit still on the arm of a particular chair for his treats.
This means I can stroke him all over, including his belly, and check for lumps, bites, ticks, fleas, and so on without him getting at all upset or bitey.
Bill The Cat I had half trained to play "fetch" - I'd throw it, he'd grab it, and return it to me. But only once per game. After that it was dull and he wandered off: "If you wanted the damn thing, why did you throw it away? Fetch it yourself!"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We all know that they can't be trained.
Still, cats are the last hope for our national teams[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Is this what we are reduced to in the Lounge? Cat videos? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's not so bad. Entire civilisation were built upon the tireless work of cats. The Egyptians were no idiots. Do you think they could have built pyramids without the help of cats?
Rodents come for your stores of crops, cats come for the rodents and in the end you have enough of the crops left to feed a lot of (healthier) workers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I frequently have a cat assistant when I make the bed: changing the duvet cover is always an ... exciting ... time. I can't help but think that the pyramids were only built that shape so the damn cats couldn't push everything off the top.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Kittie is only training you to become fiercer and more impressive.
Be glad that training to catch a living mouse is not on the schedule yet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Who are you kidding? I have to catch live mice at least once a week when he lets the damn things go in the lounge!
The worst was when he came home with two rats in his mouth - he's only a little cat, honest - and dropped 'em both. One live - zooooom, under the sofa - and one dead. Cue a chase to the tune of Benny Hill. How the heck he manages to pick up live and dead rats at the same time I dunno.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ahhh, so you had to repeat the lesson several times until you (hopefully) got a passing grade. I only had the honor once. After finally chasing the mouse out the door, it took the cat only about three seconds to catch it again, kill it and return it to my feet. Not without a very intense and worried look.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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