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Richard MacCutchan wrote: How hard can it be to make an intuitive app
FTFY!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Very hard, it would seem.
BTW, are you getting better, or doing this from your sick-bed?
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Slowly getting better, but it takes Ebola or Bubonic Plague to get me into a sick bed. I'm not the type to just lie there feeling ill and doing nowt, it drives me up the wall. 
Herself is still in her PJs under a puddle of blankets on the sofa snoring: she is the type to do that!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not the type ...
I'm with you on that, cannot stand "man flu" sufferers.
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Glandular fever would probably kill specimens that robust...
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I have a friend who makes out he's at deaths door, when he has a cold.
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:laughs:
25 years ago when I got glandular fever, I remember being really disappointed that I wasn't suffering more - I only took 3 days break from school.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Been to QA any app store recently?
Also FTFY!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: How hard can it be to make an intuitive app that people can tap a few details into and press send?
I've been wondering the same thing. I mean, jeez, report the results from 1600 precincts? Un-elephanting-believable how someone can screw that up.
I can't wait for the news to report who actually wrote the app, and what language and framework they used.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I can't wait for the news to report who actually wrote the app, and what language and framework they used.
... And how much they got paid.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I can't wait for the news to report who actually wrote the app
That's already available from expense reports. "Shadow Inc" if you can believe that
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These guys?[^]Quote: Lightrail is the universal adapter for political data. It’s a data integration and automation tool that makes it easier for users to get your organization’s data where it needs to go, and makes complicated workflows simple, repeatable, and scalable.
But it doesn't scale up as far as 1600, apparently.
addendum
I've crawled all over their extremely limited, off-the-shelf site, but, despite their claiming to deal with political data, there's no mention that they know what evil lurks in the heart of man.
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modified 4-Feb-20 9:40am.
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Well what do you expect when you hire QuidPro Co to build your app?
Now do healthcare!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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They probably got a company in Ukraine to write it.
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Roland M Smith wrote: They probably got a company in Ukraine to write it.
And absolutely no pressure was put on them by anyone.
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Then it would be 'Perfect!'
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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DRHuff wrote: Then it would be 'Perfect!'
Years from now, we'll be able to tell our forebears the story of how we were there, watching, when that word got its new meaning.
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It's from them all being convinced by Crazy Adam Schiff that Trump was about to sell Alaska to the Russians.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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@petepjksolutionscom
Where's the CCC?
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Which one? Gloucestershire? Yorkshire? Hampshire?
Have you heard of google?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Have you heard of google?
Is that a delivery which looks like a normal leg-spinner but actually turns towards the batsmen, like an off-break, rather than away from the bat; unlike a normal leg-break, a google is delivered out of the back of the hand, with the wrist 180 degrees to the ground?*
* BBC Sport - Cricket - The googly explained[^]
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It's all in the wrist action.
(Don't, for God's sake, google that!)
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Too late ... my eyes, my eyes ...
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I wanted to link to a clip of that old advert where a kid says it (no idea what it was advertising).
I may have broken the speed record for closing a tab.
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Years ago there were ads for (I think) Worthington E, with the strapline, "It's what your right arm's for". A number of jokes on that theme emerged in various lads' mags (not that I ever bought any).
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