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Hedgehogs: why don't they just share the hedge?
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They don't want to lose their edge.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Why are you so prickly today? Wake up on the wrong side of the hedge?
modified 3-Sep-18 11:38am.
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awww don't upset him, he'll just roll himself into a [prickly] ball
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- They don't listen when you call or ask them anything
- They are nocturnal in nature and may appear to do nothing except “stay balled up all day.”
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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They're hedging their bets?
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unlike banking where they bet their hedges.
(usually other peoples money - i.e. yours and mine. govt will save them though, using public funds - i.e. more of our money.)
... so actually ... in fact banks are just like hedgehogs: a bunch of pricks that when confronted roll up into a tight little ball, squeal when prodded and just wait until you go away.
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What part of "hogs" didn't you understand? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Why they would wander around with a sticker saying "may contain bacon"?*
* And if they don't, they should.
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Perhaps it's due to an EU directive regarding possible bacon allergies. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I didn't think you had the spine to post that! Echidna not.
So, is a lineup of forlorn indigents a porcupine?
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My two greyhounds have a pile of stuffed toys. A fluorescent orange camouflage duck is known as the Duck of All Evil, and his stooge is the HenchHog. When they grab the HenchHog and bite down, he makes a grunting noise.
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No seriously, well done.
Replaced my motherboard and processor last week* and needless to say, Windows 10 wanted reactivation. I'd already linked the PC to my MS account, so it should be just a "I have changed hardware" reactivate.
Except ... all weekend I'm getting "we can't talk to our servers" and then Sunday evening it changes to "we can't do that right now, try again later". So Monday morning I ring MS. Their guy takes over my PC and starts to have problems because he can only see one monitor of the three, and it doesn't have the toolbar or start button. And I can't move it because that counts as "personalization" and you can't do that until you activate ... Still, we muddle through, and I'm glad to see he tried what I had then paused a while (presumably to find another tech support sheet) and tried it again. STill, eventually with the help of photos of my COA, screen grabs of my MB receipt, and a fair amount of hair tearing at his end, it's all activated.
Hour and a half that took. But it worked! Well done, Microsoft - Danny deserves a medal.
(Mind you if your DRM wasn't so draconian, he wouldn't have been needed, would he?  )
Oh - and I now have a VBS script that reads my product key from the registry in human friendly enterable characters ... might hang onto that.
* Core 1 on the old one was getting too hot and causing soft errors, 75C is way too much. Probably just the thermal paste breaking down, but I've had problems removing old heatsinks before.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Their guy takes over my PC
Strange that they didn't call you themselves to offer to do that?!?!? 
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I did call him. But he didn't buy my accent!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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That and you came in on a number that comes up on my CLI as "Spammer" 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Hour and a half that took. But it worked! Well done, Microsoft - Danny deserves a medal.
(Mind you if your DRM wasn't so draconian, he wouldn't have been needed, would he? )
This does not really make me want to have anything more to do with Mickeysoft. The OS is a component of the computer and has to do its job without getting into my way too much. What if the companies that made the other components started with that kind of harassment as well? You would be jumping through burning hoops every day and they would just get even crazier when they get away with it. Sorry, Mickeysoft, but I will not waste any time on this little sh*t test.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OriginalGriff wrote: VBS script
OriginalGriff wrote: might hang onto that.
Who are you? And what have you done to Griff?
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Off topic, but look what Yoda's dad has to say about heartless scandinavian marauders: YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If the Muppets came back I might even start watching TV again.
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I was searching for another sort of marauder and that's what Google returned as a result-
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's probably copyright, and I'm not licensed to reverse engineer it into something a little less ... basic.
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No, mine is a bit more complex, including specific bits for Win8 as well as rather different code.
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I have a copy of that (or similar) script, but cannot recall where I got it from.
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