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After a certain age, a filled bladder acts as an alarm clock.
modified 17-Aug-19 1:29am.
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With things like this[^]
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yeah I'm liking that!
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That is the reason these[^] exist!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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so, if coffee drinkers are so smart why would they pay so much for cat sh*t[^]?
actually I like coffee, not sure about 6 cups before 2PM, hmm, well perhaps sometimes yes.
6 cups in a day easy, and even 10 minutes before going to bed won't it keep me up.
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AFTER they drink it they are suddenly smart enough to realize they just drank sh*t-soup.
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Thaaaat's why.... Ok. 
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Well, it's my birthday, and the day is off to a bad start. The family car refuses to start (dead battery), so we just had it towed to a dealer to get it looked at (thankfully the towing is under warranty, and there's a recall on the rear suspension anyways).
So, how are you guys doing?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Yesterday was my (and my wife's) anniversary, and all she gave me was a card.
I wish she were still under warranty and there were a shop which could perform the needed repairs.
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maybe you'll get a new car as a birthday present ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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Happy Birthday !
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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Happy birthday, hope the day gets brighter for you!
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Mike Hankey wrote: hope the day gets brighter for you!
brighter? how? unlikely with a dead battery
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It could have throwd a rod or be on fire!
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Parking brake could have failed, rolled over your foot then run into the house across the street broken the natural gas main and blown up.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: So, how are you guys doing?
I'm in Jamaica for a wedding. Today was snorkeling, then hanging out at the poolside bar. No problem mon! Irie! 
Oh, and Happy Birthday!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Belated happy birthday! 
I hope you've had a great day despite car troubles!
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If Spiderman was blown to pieces by a bomb, would he be all over the web?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I Marvel at your thoughts, they are just too comical!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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wouldn't it be easier to just smoosh him with a rolled up magazine?
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That's funny Griff, it's just super man!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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