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He's all right now! 
Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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That's what's left of him
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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As I see it, there's probably nothing left of him.
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Right you are! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You should have left it at that post.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Did you hear about the woman who backed into the propeller?
Dis-assed-her!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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I was so dissappointed when ARM developed a low energy graphics chip design, and did not call it LEG. I was hoping to get myself a machine with two ARMs and two LEGs.
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Long gone are the days when AGNUS, DENISE and PAULA suddently worked for a rival company of their predecessors ANTIC, POKEY and GTIA.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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...I was like 0mg! 
Ba-Tish! Don't worry, I've got more!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Yeah, the alternative to telling jokes is that I work of course, so I really have no choice... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Don't look for jokes on the wall, you're still the greatest of them all. 
(As seen on the wall of a bar toilet, slightly altered so that kid sisters don't need to giggle.)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Johnny J. wrote: Don't worry, I've got more!
Phew!!! What a relief. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Are you 0k now?
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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...He seems so miserable lately! 
Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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In England they used to sell her at the marketplace in such cases. Practical, if you are able to find someone who actually wants her.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In England, the legal punishment for adultery (for women, at least) used to be hanging, but the last execution was in 1654. If any adulterous women were sold in the marketplace, it was an extra-legal form of punishment.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
modified 16-Oct-19 8:20am.
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You haven't taken account that it's England you're talking about. Considering their cuisine, they were probably selling her for roasting, or, with soup greens as a free bonus.
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Next you'll be telling me that even cannibalism is to be preferred to English cuisine. What else could be expected from a citizen of a nation whose founders believed that tea should be made with filthy, cold, sea water?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I've had tea in England - filthy cold seawater would not make it any worse.
The "Tea Party" was just to protect them from themselves.
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And I've tasted American coffee. The addition of industrial sludge could only improve it.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well - I suppose if you buy your coffee in gas stations and the similar places you'd get that impression - possibly get your wish, as well.
Like beer, American coffee's come a long way. Sure, you can still buy Budweiser and Nescafe* Instant, but only because you don't know any better. That's OK.
The Brits still make the tea too damn strong and then can only drink it with milk to neutralize the corrosive effects. If your tea needs milk to make it drinkable then there's no point to it at all. Also, the mainly drink tea from India - and the climate and tea species make for a great aroma and a poor taste.
Your turn.
* Yes - that brand was picked deliberately !
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De gustibus non est disputandum.
Not having tasted American beers recently, I can't comment on them. I'll stipulate that I'm not an expert on every coffee blend available in the US, and that some US blends may be palatable.
As for tea, I've drunk many different varieties (South African Rooibos, Japanese green tea, several types of Indian tea, some Chinese tea - I forget which). I've drunk Indian and Rooibos tea with and without milk. Of all the varieties I've tried, I prefer the Indian with milk (or freshly-squeezed lemon).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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