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Nor with any BASIC at all.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Nothing good was ever done with VB. Let the past go, and don't look back.
I beg to differ Victoria Bitter[^].
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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C# is low level enough for all the hand-rolled stuff you could want[1]. It's the CLR that does everything for you, not C#. The syntactic sugar like async/await and other bloody marvelous stuff can all be done the long way, either with the Task Parallel Library, or just plain threads, if you like large bowls of spaghetti lubricated with toffee. 
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Pshhht. They won't believe you and will just get upset.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I wanna go right back to well written, hand rolled functionality.
10 PRINT "Gin time!"
20 GOTO 10
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't think that it's gin that is hand-rolled.
(And AFAIK, that's not Nagy's poison)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions (of the damned)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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VB = Varus BASIC? That explains a lot.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Varus BASIC
I predict that there will never be VB versions 17, 18, or 19.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yes, the man was the General Custer of his time. Only, the 7. Cavalry still exists.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Brief Communication on disorder over time (7)
Can be easy or confusing. I think its the former
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Message
Disorder = Mess
Time = age
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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There I go, over complicating things again ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was hoping Brief and Disorder to confuse the people...
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I do it all the time - thought it was Memoeon
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I was trying to get "Entropy" to work.
It didn't.
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you are up tommorow
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Climb one of the closest of these buildings[^] and drop this too... After than move on...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Perhaps in two years, when my contract expires
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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You are the Windows Phone user?
So we can blame you alone for Windows 8 and 10? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Guilty as charged
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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I have a 435, free replacement of the 635 which I "accidentally" crashed on a wall after its touch wnet ax-crazy again.
I will change phone when I'll fin a good offer, and never again WP.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Oh come on! Windows phone is pretty good but Microsoft turned up late to the party and everyone had bagged off by then. I did switch to Android eventually so I could see how late my train would be each morning (if it actually turned up) etc. but I somehow feel Windows phone was more refined. For a more sophisticated owner.
I have a hard time getting excited about operating systems. Windows 10, runs applications, it's got files and printers and internet and stuff. There's nothing wrong with it!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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The trouble is that WP was late to the party - and even when it arrived first via Windows Mobile MS ignored it until Apple started making loads of money.
But instead of saying "hey, WM is a bit rubbish, but we can make it brilliant!" they decided "all systems need the same OS" which downgraded the desktop and over engineered the phone - check the system requirements for WP vs the equivalent Android device. That made the phone stupidly expensive, loaded it with piles of unnecessary software complexity, and added nothing significant to the user experience - except to annoy loyal desktop users.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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