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Not Chanel[^]?
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Ah, but Stephie and Philip J are just named Fry.
I was looking for a cautionary tale, like that of Chanel burning someone's face off in a deep-fat fryer.
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Happy New Year. Best Wishes!!!
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I know it old hat to most of you, but here the next year is just 20 minutes old. So happy new year to all of you.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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Had to get to office to realize it is 2017 already...
Probably no one else here, but Happy New Year...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Had to get to office to realize it is 2017 already...
You mean anywhere else you don't know what year it is?
Breaking News: ...due to funding shortages Twilight Zone inhabitants forced to seek employment in the real world
Anyway, on that, welcome you to 2017!
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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At home it is 5777, 8th day of Hanukkah (and new year was like 3 months before)...
But in the office I have a work calendar, with Gregorian dates...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: it is 5777,
And on the Chinese calendar it's about to be 4715.d
This means that for 1052 years we couldn't order take-out.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: At home it is 5777
Impossible, given that the universe was only created by Jehovah 4,000 years ago.
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Who Jehovah is?
And as much as I know I can create any calendar I wish for... For instance to set a new year at next Monday and skip to 5778 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Who Jehovah is?
The world is drowning in witnesses who will testify to his creation of the world, 4,000 years ago -- although I sincerely doubt that many of them were around, at the time.
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There's a word for that - but it extends a bit beyond a single religious sect/cult/denomination:
"Mishagoyim"
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Just noticed that Bob Didn't have his party hat on this year.
Happy New Year everyone.
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He had too much champagne, and lost it.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Originally he had a lampshade on his head (no joke) but we cleaned him up a little to make him respectable.
Today it's just a cardboard cutout. He's still sleeping it all off.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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As they Change I download new versions for the history vault 
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It's still 2016 here.
So, a gift to you all: (You knew this deep in your heart)[^]
And should you miss this new years eve, we've another one in less than a month! Several more throughout the year - pick as many as you wish and have some happy ones!
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I wish you prosperous, productive and healthy year for all of you.
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Live long and prosper, then?
A happy new year to you and yours!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Belated?
You're early. Come back in half an hour.
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