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The computer, it says no.  [check your clicky]
speramus in juniperus
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Clicky fixed 
Veni, vidi, caecus
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Yeah! Much better. What was that other noise about?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I prefer Smash Mouth's version they did for the closing scene in Shrek.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Nice, I've got this going round and round in my head ATM:
Ghosts n' stuff[^]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Even though it isn't quite my style - Nice one, too 
Veni, vidi, caecus
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My ears! I guess I am just a Bleeder. 
Soren Madsen
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I was trying to download Postgress SQL[^] when I was shown this banner:
Quote:
We use cookies on this site to enhance your user experience
By clicking any link on this page you are giving your consent for us to set cookies.
Yes, I Agree
No, I Want to Find Out More
The last line in what I quoted is a link button...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Cute, so by saying no you're saying yes. Gee, where else have I heard that before? 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: where else have I heard that before?
AS the answer to "Honey, do you mind if I go to the bar to watch the game?"
speramus in juniperus
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Quote: where else have I heard that before?
Marriage.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It reminds me of when software came in an envelope that said, "By breaking this seal, you are agreeing to the terms of...."
We never broke the seal, we opened the envelope with a scissors.
Steve Wellens
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Envelope? What envelope? I don't see any envelope.
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As bad as having to answer "Yes" or "Remind me later". 
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That pattern is formally known as the yes or new adblock rule pattern.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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'Stalker economy' here to stay[^]
The "Do Not Track" law serves as a sterling example of how bad things are. When it was proposed, it was supposed to give users the right to demand that Internet companies not track them. Internet companies fought hard against the law, and when it was passed, they fought to ensure that it didn't have any benefit to users. Right now, complying is entirely voluntary, meaning that no Internet company has to follow the law. If a company does, because it wants the PR benefit of seeming to take user privacy seriously, it can still track its users.
Really: if you tell a "Do Not Track"-enabled company that you don't want to be tracked, it will stop showing you personalized ads. But your activity will be tracked -- and your personal information collected, sold and used -- just like everyone else's. It's best to think of it as a "track me in secret" law.
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They stole those ladies lives because the damage done is so severe that they will never live normal lives.
I hope the couple that did it get there just reward.
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Sick, sick, sick. The people responsible should be given the same three times over in prison.
speramus in juniperus
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I'm not sure what punishment would be appropriate or enough in this case, you can only hang a person once.
Prison might be the answer if they got a reception similar to child molesters, but they won't live 30 years so???
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