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Interesting. Makes me wonder what it's like to work as a software developer without even being able to remember such a short and simple command. Guess that Google is not only your friend, but your BEST friend forever??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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when getting bored.....i keep writing cls and pretend that i am doing very important work at office 
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For you[^]
You're welcome! Your non-developer colleagues will be in awe! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The only thing missing is a cool clicking sound effect.
Marc
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Well, you could try grinding your teeth at the same time??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, you could try grinding your teeth at the same time???
Nah, not the same as, for example, in the intro to Hunt for Red October.
Marc
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 it will look more better when they see too much important-looking things on my screen and matrix looking font will look awesome
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Nope, hasn't occured. Probably because it is "clear screen" everwhere I'm using it.
Wouldn't a script/batch file be enough?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Agreed; an EXE sounds like overkill.
Back in the DOS days, I used to have a whole collection of these...the one that got invoked the most is probably "tyep.bat"
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The only thing I do with a Windows Console is wondering why we still use it...
And it seems like a trend, MongoDB, Node.js, npm, Bower... They all need that stinking console!
I prefer spending my time doing useful stuff instead of looking up and memorizing all kinds of commands and copy-pasting long paths and file names from my browser to my console (which doesn't even work with ctrl v!)...
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I spend most of my time in the console.
It's a dark place.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: It's a dark place.
Quite literally!
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Just add Clink[^] and ConEmu[^] and many issues will be solved.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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As I was driving through the countryside on Saturday I spotted that a sheep was on its back in the middle of a field, wildly waving its legs in the air but unable to right itself.
My more rurally knowledgeable wife assured me that this was very dangerous to the sheep and that left in that state it would die - so I have to hop the fence and turn it right side up again.
The question is though - how did it get onto its back in the first place?
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Irish Mater running loose
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Cow Tipping[^] - the Junior Edition.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You only try to avoid responsibility!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Any welch missionaries nearby? 
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No welch missionaries, but I did manage to find a Welch nun[^], for you
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: My more rurally knowledgeable wife assured me that this was very dangerous to
the sheep and that left in that state it would die
They don't.
Sheep and turtle, two very different things.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Did it look like this one[^] ?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: The question is though - how did it get onto its back in the first place?
A vengeful turtle did it.
Marc
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Apparently in that configuration it is called an "n" (a u on its back)
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If I remember correctly it's called a riggwelter.
Not as amusing but you can't have everything.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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