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You wear Old Lady Supports? 
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Yes. It's to prevent Deep Email Thrombosis.
Somehow - and I have no idea how - she'd managed to add herself to the email blacklist, so mails wouldn't arrive or send...
Of course, she didn't mention the large error message she got every time she started her email program when she called me. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: she'd managed to add herself to the email blacklist
How is that even possible? 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I have absolutely no idea.
Unfortunately, neither does she...
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Which means you WILL be repeating the steps you did today.
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What client was she using?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Live Mail on Win10
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Until he tried to invade Japan. The Khan didn't because of a Khami Khaze.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It was the Typhoon that made the fleet go Khan-boom.
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Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahhhh...[^]
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Have you been on a trek recently?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I thought we were beyond that?
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You could say that he Khan-cared.
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible! –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Khan believe this thread is getting so many comments
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If he did, he wasn't very Khan did about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If he was on the North American continent, they might be singing "Oh Khanada!" at the CP offices.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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How many 'a's in Canadia?
Not as many as there are further south.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I saw a LEGO turing machine video on YouTube a number of years ago. The original (The LEGO Turing Machine - YouTube[^]) has been plagiarized numerous times, but in my opinion, noone has been able to improve on it.
Until now: Mechanical Turing Machine in Wood - YouTube[^]. This is a true beauty! I am not thinking of its computational capabilies, but I never imagined that I would be captivated by the beauty of a Turing machine. Not at the physial level!
This impressive work really deserves to be known, and honred, by both computer and woodworking guys.
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So we now have computers made of brass (Babbage's Difference and Analytical Engines), plastic, silicon, and wood. Any other takers? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We need: Bacon, Coffee, and Pizza to complete the Computational Engine Set.
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Isn't human are Turing machines made of all these?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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