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I started out ambidextrous, but my kindergarten teachers duct taped my left hand to the chair. This was in 1996. In 2004, they were arrested after a child told her mother about it. They were charged with numerous crimes dating all the way back to when they started teaching in 1980-something. AFAIK they are still in prison.
The incident made me loose my ability to use my left hand.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: This was in 1996. I
That seems insane, doesn't it? I also had a teacher that tried to get me to switch hands but luckily never abused me over it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If zoo creatures get sick, could it be the start of a serious Pandamic?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm sure they'll all be feline better soon enough.
Marc
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Vet will happen? Perhaps we should paws and reflect fur a moment on otter possible outcomes.
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I couldn't bear the thought, it would be grizzly.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Quit horsing around.
/ravi
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Alright, but is it OK if I monkey around?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, I won't cry fowl if you do that.
/ravi
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Great, and afterwards maybe we'll go out on the lynx and hit few.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I say we gopher it!
/ravi
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I have to warn you though, I hit a few eagles the other day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I once hit a birdie, even though I had the flew.
/ravi
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Nice, I hope you didn't goat about it too much to your friends.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, that's mutton to brag about.
/ravi
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I suppose, you wouldn't want to be pigeon-holed as a braggart.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Hi Marc,
I'm fine, thankee; I am in peaceful Chiang Mai, in the north, a long way from where the current trouble is. Of course it disturbs me to see the tragic news about the bombings. Like most long-term expats here, I avoid speculation about Thai politics, and hope for the best for the future of the Thai people who I genuinely like, and for their unique culture which was never subjugated by a western colonial power.
Thailand remains a "Land of Smiles" for me, and I think I can say that free of any naive idealization.
It is Mother's Day here, today, H.M. the Queen's Birthday.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
modified 12-Aug-16 10:34am.
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Good to hear!
BillWoodruff wrote: It is Mother's Day here, today, H.M. the Queen's Birthday.
Happy Birthday to the Queen. 
Marc
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Glad you're OK. Bill-ji.
/ravi
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Write a complete application in javascript that has a maximum of 4096 dependencies. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Impossible. They said it can't be done. You won't believe what happens next.
This space for rent
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It made me drop my jaw! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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