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No, not if Laceifer gets you first.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I doubt that - I think he's tied up somewhere else... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hopefully that was tongue in cheek.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is Bootsy Collins his prophet?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That sounds like a load of cobblers to me.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Soles.
You do have multiple, I'd assume?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You must be thinking about personalities... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This tread is worn out!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Shirley talking about our soles should be moved to the Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whatever happened to Dave - really?
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Chris has him locked in the basement, forcing him to feed hamsters and clean litter... 
But don't tell anyone, it's a secret! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And then he built an airship to escape...
...and then he crashed it?
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The Zombie Apocalypse* got him...
* Otherwise known as the Luton Conservative Party Local Councillor Selection Committee
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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he's in an endless battle against The Doctor.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Why? The doctor wants to neuter him? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"The Flying Bum" - Yup, sounds like DD has something to do with it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I Don't know, but now he has his own shirt.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...what did you do to it?
Program it.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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AGAIN? We haven't forgotten what happened the last time[^]... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"crashes" 
I hope everybody survived this awful catastrophe and explosion and fire.
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Well, it's the media.
The Red Tops would probably have gone with "Bum Ship Face-Plant" which ironically would be more accurate...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I found a security vulnerability with Workflow Foundation auto-generated code in my Visual Studio project. Googling was not really helpful and I need to get it fixed asap as per my company's security policy. So I call up Microsoft support number only to be told that the support for my MSDN subscription is set up in India, not US and he gives me an India toll free number. I call up that number only to be told that that number was only for product support, not Technical support. So he gives me another number to call. I call up that number and the guy says that my Contract ID is not established yet so he makes me wait for 5 minutes and says he'll send me an email with required details that I need to fill up and send them back. The email arrives after 10 minutes and says I'll have to wait another day before the Contract can be set up and I can create a support incident.
This was my first support experience with MS, anyone has any experience to share?
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I'm a white American, so I get right through to tech support. I also immediately ask for tier 3 support so I don't have to talk to a guy in India that claims to be "Larry" in Boston.
That is my experience.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'm a white American
You mean you have guns of all sizes and don't make it a secret? That's a sure way to get good support anywhere (banks even give you money for free!)  
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