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Please leave the missus out of this. This is The Lounge for crying out loud... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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'Im Griff' would actually mean that the Big Data is in him. 
Please don't eleborate by which means you get it in.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Education, of course. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I can live with that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Come up with a punny term for a group of something.
My entry: A collision of crash test dummies.
Ready... Set... GO!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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A Clinton of criminals.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Criminal is a strange term to use for someone who has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the FBI, and who has made history by being the first female nominee of any major party, and who has led a life of distinguished public service as First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State.
Perhaps in the Republican world, founding a charity whose primary goals include helping African AIDS victims, and improving education opportunities for women and girls would be a criminal act. 
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No need to be that specific. A government of criminals is close enough.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A Bush-load of confused politicians.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A sarcasm of lounge posters.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A nerd of developers.
A constellation of astronomers.
A Planck of physicists.
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A gaggle of testers.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A cell of amoebas.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A Groan of puns.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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A chuckle of jokes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A trump of hot air balloons.
Marc
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A development of programmers.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A prevarication of liberal politicians.
Will Rogers never met me.
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See my message at: Infinite Loop[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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See my message at: Infinite loop[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well, I empathize with Sander's dilemma: I have this infinite loop running that creates my personality and forces me to act as if that were "myself," using up almost all my resources, and often leaving me feeling pathetic. Clearly, it is either using a flawed algorithm, or was somehow improperly installed to begin with; or, somehow, the other mental components installed have corrupted it in subtle ways so its manifestations cannot be rigorously debugged.
However, this loop that creates the illusion of "I am that I am" has the effect of making it impossible to disconnect from the internet, suggesting it may be a different strain of infinite loop than Sander's.
The thought of Sander without internet is disturbing: he might do something really crazy, like write another article for CP, get some work done, or, have a relationship.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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