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Worth a try, you never know.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Who is this Francisco Foccacia you're talking about? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Someone who earns a lot of dough in other words? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only when he rises to the occasion.
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hmm... it's almost like a programmer Haiku:
ok !!change and to adapt
the c# for the client = server
this reality
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Fogacaq is an impostor posing as an elephant in a dark room to blind, groping, philosophers. I would believe nothing he tells you.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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this reality is an illusion
Regards,
Palash
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"Lalochezia"
Emotional relief gained from using vulgar language.
Finally, I have a name for that feeling!
Lalochezia | Define Lalochezia at Dictionary.com[^]
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: Emotional relief gained from using vulgar language.
Most people I know call it being illiterate. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One of the world's most literate men would appear to disagree with you.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: [^]
Quote: This video is unavailable.
Mel Padden wrote: One of the world's most literate men would appear to disagree with you.
I've had worse. No big deal.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Mel Padden wrote: [^]
What the elephant? Video not available! 
Mel Padden wrote: One of the world's most literate men would appear to disagree with you.
Yes, you're right, I do disagree with him! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I know that having a go at Stack Exchange is a bit too much like shooting fish in a barrel these days, but there are two absolutely classic HNQs parked right next to each other at the moment.
From the ever-compelling Esperanto forum we get:
Is there a word in Esperanto for “lightsaber”?
And right beneath it, from the Sci-Fi and Fantasy squad, we have:
Can Klingon's Swim?
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PeejayAdams wrote: Can Klingon's Swim?
If you see a fin approaching you in the water, get out quick!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
If you see a fin approaching you in the water, get out quick!
What have you got against people from Finland?
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You are clearly a VB programmer. A programmer of a proper language would have realized that:
Quote: If you see a fin approaching you in the water...
... means the fin of a shark.
Whereas:Quote: If you see a Fin approaching you in the water...
... would mean someone from Finland.
Case matters! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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You're both wrong, but for different reasons. A person from Finland is a Finn, not a Fin.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Yeah, but it really was a shark and it bit off the last n.
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Then why isn't it Finnland rather than Finland?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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English speling is hard. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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In that case, it doesn't matter
veni bibi saltavi
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That's very insensitive of him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PeejayAdams wrote: Can Klingon's Swim?
Only if there's toilet paper nearby...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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