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Leslie Neilson might be dead, but surely Leslie Nielsen isn't??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And in other news, Bears wear funny hats & the Pope defecates in the woods!
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What do you mean - Lord Nelson is dead?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Regretfully so, old bean! The latest dispatches from Trafalgar would indicate that those damned cowardly frog snipers have fatally wounded him. The funeral is 9th January, usual place.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Enjoyable lady with books on top celebrities is a fanatic (14)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Fundamentalist
Enjoyable -> Fun
Lady -> Dame
books on ?? -> NT
Top celebrities -> A list
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We have a winner!
Well done, sir.
To clarify: NT = books being New Testament.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Why are top celebrities a list ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Because of James Ulmer: A-list - Wikipedia[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah ok - must get out more 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Our landlady employs a gardener and handyman. He his not of great height and his name is Mohamed; not unusual in these parts.
I called him Modo this morning. I am not sure if [0] he didn't notice or [1] he ignored it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Were you quasi-serious?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a hunch you'd say that.
veni bibi saltavi
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That does not ring a bell for me.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: his name is Mohamed; not unusual in these parts.
Have you moved to Luton?
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Rather a bit south of there actually, further south than even you! I am currently holed up in North Africa. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I called him Modo this morning
Why not Mojo?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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@User-104763999
You won yesterday: The Lounge[^] and you're in the UK, so you aren't spending the whole day trying to consume an entire turkey single-handedly, so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All things come to he who waits.
Doing the computers at the minute (for which I don't give thanks) but shall have one shortly ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Leave the lad alone, he might be doing that weird thing*!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: work.
Don't use that language in here, please! Rude language and swear words belong in the Soapbox!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just went through some test cases I wrote about a year ago.
My test value for a "LedgerAccount" property was "Heath Ledger".
Finding it now I find it funny and sad at the same time
This is why I don't have friends 
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As long as you don't serve under General Failure...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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