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Quote: You can go about your business. Move along... move along.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Willie was a chemist
Now Willie is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Quote: Little Willie from the mirror
licked the Mercury all off
thinking in his childish manner
it would cure his whooping cough
at the funeral Willie's mother
smartly said to Mrs. Brown
'twas a chilly day for Willie
when the Mercury went down.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do you have codenames for your builds / versions? I usually don't but could resist naming release 1.0.737.0 "Boeing"
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You forgot: 1.0.380.0 "Airbus"
btw... what a nice plane, specially the upper deck (and its bar)
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 17-Nov-16 1:22am.
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Yeah - well when it tries to land or take off it will often find an out-of-runway error.
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Jacquers wrote: "Boeing"
Let me guess! It bounced back to development for bug fixing... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I'm just hoping it won't nosedive...
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Susie. Actually I call most of my projects Susie.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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But are you talking about projects, or things that project?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You will know when you hear me curse like a marine, probably because Susie is a little confused.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yup ... Sue Zuki, Sue Baru, Sue Nommy
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In that case, would version 1.0.1.0 be AirForceOne or TrumpTwo?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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"No-Crash 1.0"
I'd rather be phishing!
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Yes: WIP 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yes. Every release we do for the website that drives my teams processes is named after a vodka. The next release, Rachmaninoff.
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Jacquers wrote: ...but could resist naming release 1.0.737.0 "Boeing"
Couldn't?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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No, he could resist, he just chose not to. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes, and we name them after famous and not so famous Bond villains.
Just kidding, we are not that pretentious. Anyhow, it would be cool to tell people that I am working on the Goldfinger project....but then they might think I was in the pron industry instead. 
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My projects all start with code names, and I use US Military Aircraft names - Falcon, Eagle, Blackhawk, etc
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I name them after that TV show where they battle aliens on earth,
You know, V 1.0, V 2.1, &etc.
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I worked at a place where all the project managers used code names and everyone else used the actual product name and release version. Where it got even more confusing is that the project managers would assign code names to sub-projects which overlapped their other code names, which would sometimes change if they drifted out-of-sync "too much" with the parent project.
The end result was sometimes quite comical:
Dev at standup: I'm working on X.
PM: No, you're working on Y.
Lead: What's Y?
PM: X, but for D instead of C.
Everyone: What's D?
PM: The name for 1.24.1
And on and on....
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Due to the way my product management works, my software tends to have many small iterations. Coming up with codenames for those would put an ununderestimatable load on the programmer.
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I usually use "Fuuukd up patch 1 of even worse release by that moron sitting in cubicle opposite to me"
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