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If a forum populated by supposedly intelligent and internet-savvy people can't even avoid all this "fake news" garbage it's no wonder Facebook is the boogieman du jour.
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Never mind the headlines - some people don't even read the banner at the top of the site! 
Quote: UK Spoof News and Satire
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Wizard of ID - 2016/12/19[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Do you also only read headlines?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is she to be buried in Green Acres? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Wasn't that Eva?
(Memory like a sieve, me)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your absolutely right...another case of putting mouth, or in this case fingers in motion before putting brain in gear, or in this case before 1st cup of coffee.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bacon Ipsum - A Meatier Lorem Ipsum Generator[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, but Google Translate does.
Fy enw i yw Maximus Decimus Meridius, rheolwr y Byddinoedd y Gogledd, Cyffredinol y Felix Llengoedd, gwas ffyddlon i'r ymerawdwr yn wir, Marcus Aurelius. Tad i fab llofruddio, gŵr i wraig llofruddio. A bydd yr wyf wedi fy dial, yn y bywyd hwn neu'r nesaf.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I had really expected a bacon-ipsum from you..
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?
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Not sure if you can plagiarise a meme...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Lorem ipsum ..."
You must be a web designer, aren't you?
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I read only the headline. Is it worth reading?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No. Nothing new said there.
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Quote: judging from the comments section
Or perhaps you are missing their humor. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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tl;dr
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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