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Never go clubbing in a new car: the warrantee is void if the seal is broken.
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That would not get my squeal of approval.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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PETA called. They won't this TOTD retracted. It doesn't meet their seal of approval.
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Squeal of approval, if anything.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Folks harp about that all the time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you keep both eyes open; looks like a goat. Pink goat. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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If one is served Ziti when they ordered Rotini, can those noodles be considered an im-pasta ?
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Impasta[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, if it doesn't move around the box under its own power I'm pretty tolerant.
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So you are not a fundamentalist Pastafari?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Orzo one might think. The though did arise, but it pastina few minutes.
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When it comes to programming languages, Python is one of the most structured, standardized languages nowadays. I see Java, C#, C++, C and everything like it, but I don't see Python. Why don't we have a Python section on this site? I would love to post articles about it, particularly an article I've been working on about why Python is a superior language.
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I don't!
I just don't like people who call them "Monty".
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OriginalGriff wrote: See here:
I thought that was a link to my query!
Marc
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BeemerWT wrote: particularly an article I've been working on about why Python is a superior language.
Brave man!
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I would suggest that there simply isn't enough interest here for that but if you shout loud enough...
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It might attract a bit much Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Spam.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top
Is that a fancy way of saying "Spam!"??
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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BeemerWT wrote: Why don't we have a Python section on this site?
In the spirit of "ask what you can do for your country:"
Why don't you write a series of articles on Python here, on CP: teach us what we may well have over-looked ?
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Because we all wanted something completely different.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...they launch the mWatch[^]
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