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Is it feasible to have it online? 
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He might be just a bit saddened - for surely he, as I, fully expected a special Google Logo for today.
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Happy Birthday Handsome Bob!
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And hello there,Leslie. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shirley not!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't call me Shirley!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We have clearance for vector 127, over!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Clarence? Clarence Oveur, is that you, over?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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We have clearance Clarence!
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I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you ...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Surely you can't just leave us at a time like this!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Don't call me Shirley!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Surely you can't be serious!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What?
And who the hell is Victor?
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xiecsuk wrote: who the hell is Victor?
Frank Ashmore[^] is Victor.
I dunno, don't the Youth Of Today study the classics? 
It's a series of quotes from the film Airplane!a>[^] starring Leslie Nielsen (whose death was reported here so many times that a repost is now known as "A Leslie") and a rich font of quotes, such as:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
And the seminal:
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
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Who are you calling "Youth of Today". I've been retired for nearly ten years. The only Shirley I can remember is someone called Shirley Temple, but I can't remember what she did. Oh, and a girl called Shirley I found behind the bike sheds when I was ten. I wonder what happened to her!!
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I don't want to know what you and Shirley got up to!
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cheers
Chris Maunder
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The only internet thing I've had longer than my CP membership is my domain name (got that in 1993).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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CP is an awesome community. Keep up the good work! And Happy B-Day to Bob!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Happy Birthday to you, CP
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Fake desire to Live (6)
cheers,
Super
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