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Stop that!! don't give him that idea!!!
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Made I larf.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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weather.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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He's never frozen to death before and would like to try it?
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The ice fishing opportunities, obviously. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Smuggling Asians. 
The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery
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What is IT ?
Are you looking for something particular ? development ? web ? sys-admin ?
Are you looking for a specific domain ? engineering, gaming, banking/insurances ?
Canada is BIG, want to live somewhere nice or somewhere cold ? 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: What is IT
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...
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As has been asked...
What is the motivation to move to Canada?
What areas of IT are you proficient in? Niche market?
Canada is big... and cold; most of the population lives within 50 miles of the U.S. border, but, if you are willing to brave distance and cold, there are well paying jobs to be had.
I chose to move from Canada to the U.S. because I got tired of winter... brutal code, shoveling snow, wear boots to work - ensure you have shoes to change into.
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Interesting. Thanks for sharing. I was wondering why the hacker didn't demand for more money.
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Because they could pay that out of petty cash without clearing it through any executives.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Why not just cut off electricity to the system and let manual override kick in? 
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Shameel wrote: let manual override kick in?
Foot override a la Chuck Norris would be better
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Is the thinking man's dinosaur a Philociraptor?
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I thought that was someone who scarfed down loads of mille-feuille.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wisdom begets this flies in the face of extinction.
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yup, and the speeding mans dinosaur is the veliciraptor.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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You haven't quite got the hang of puns yet have you? Velociraptor[^] 
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Dr. Philociraptor, the famous dinosaur psychologist?
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Dr Phil O'Ciraptor himself - the Irish Dinosaur Psychologist.
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Mr. Philociraptor, the birds of prey fancier.
(Does that make them birds of a feather?)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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