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oh crap.
and now i have a song stuck in my head
There is a bowl cut template mapped with a billy can
Mega morn scissoring a topiary lego man
Mini-ramp cowlick
Good ship snot nose
Lap rain water out of pigeon hill potholes
Rat brain, shovel green peas offa butterknife
Racoon hat, moon boots all summer-type
Felt pressure at the center of the dog show
Better off blending
Sweater—off Waldo you
Wanna see a genome mutate?
Cut a page boy ‘til it bring home a Cube tape
Poof, screw-face wriggle out a chop shop
Home-brewed Kool-aid,
disavowing Osh Kosh
Simulating television
Little rowdy rock snob
Bobble-headed shredder playing top-heavy hop scotch
You realize you only got a week
‘til you catch him with a set of sh**ty clippers in the sink
Like bzzzzt, m*****f***ing bzzzzt, bzzzzt
Racing Stripes - YouTube[^]
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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That's some state of the art...
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it's rather stately.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I have always thought that all we build is electronic Rube Goldberg machines. This process is built on that process that is built on that process and that command and that machine on that mainframe from 1970 that one person sort of understands.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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i won't argue with that. =)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Can I just say I love the github extension for visual studio?
it has got its quirks but it works miles better than the old solutions i've used.
and thanks microsoft, for getting your source control features under control somewhat. VS2017 is loads better at that than the bad old days of like VS2008 and such.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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No-one will ever sit back in their easy chairs, in front of the fire with a snifter of brandy, and think to themselves: "Ah, yes, 2008 was a good year for microsoft".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, you never know. How many instances of XP are still running?
Someone, somewhere is probably lamenting the fact that Microsoft BOB doesn't exist anymore.
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The US Navy paid millions to extend support for XP. As far as I know they still use it.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I wrote a small amount of windows XP and I'm not ashamed to admit it here.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I liked XP and W7 quite a bit. I am much less fond of W10.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I like windows 10 but only after I've torn all the garbage out of it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I suppose there would be some happy if you published an article about it  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Maybe I will one of these days.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Rick York wrote: I liked XP and W7 quite a bit.
I still use Win7 (Enterprise) vs Win10 at home, although that means I can't run the Android Xamarin emulator. Not much of a problem, because I have a spare Google Nexus device I use for development.
/ravi
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I liked windows 7 for the most part but if i recall they still were straddling two different driver models - WDM and whatever it was that came after that. It was shockingly stable, considering.
Still, it's annoying when it comes to driver interfacing and I can only imagine what the kernel and HAL have to go through.
However, that among other things led to it being kind of bloated for its day. I've had better luck with other windows versions (2000, XP, and Win10 notably) running on less than stellar hardware than i did with win7
Although win7 supported a lot of different hardware out of the box, even my old SB live card.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Soapbox, please 
If praise for Microsoft isn't controversial, what is?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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fair enough, LOL. And I probably wouldn't want my kid sister reading it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Does your grandmother's stairlift work because of nanatechnology?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Does Tata have a line of Dad jokes?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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so when grandma rolls off in her electric wheelchair that's nannotech?
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Database oriented: a Crone Job
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My grandpa scored 3 goals in a hockey game once and earned the nickname Jerry-Hat-Trick.
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/ravi
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Took me a minute. +1
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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