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Is the best way to learn about computers bit by bit?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes if you like to shift your attention all the time 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Yes, but be careful not to byte off more than you can chew!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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just like any new activity start with the BASICs, and [as soon as possible] GOTO something else RUN away from there
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Bits, bites, nibbles, what ever it takes.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Rick York wrote: Bits, bites, nibbles, what ever it takes.
Ahem. They were nybbles.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Nah - they'd be byteing off more than they can too as they're just too DIMM. The best way is to just RAM it down their throats.
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Would take a long time to learn. My word, it would take 8 nibbles!
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Haven't most of us gone to 16 nibbles to the word nowadays?
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The very IDEa is unSANitary. It is no more than a Flash in the pan. Anyone who thinks that must be SO-DIMM!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Judging from QA and my relatives, the best way is to ask someone who plays with them all day. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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RAM RAM RAM SITA RAM JAI JAI RAM.
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Leopards world-wide honored Rahul Walke with a moment of non lip-smacking: [^]
«Where is the Life we have lost in living? Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information?» T. S. Elliot
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"He tasted like a little bit of heaven!", the leopard exclaimed... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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or like chicken.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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wasn't the monk not also enlightened by the leopard literally taking a pound of flesh?
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The leopard was in the moment; the monk was not. Bad monk.
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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I don't know about it achieving enlightenment; it was more likely to have put on weight.
Interesting fact: "Buddha" just means "monk", so if anyone mentions "the Buddha", I ask "which one?" -- I mean, there must be a couple of million of them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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npm drink
Just submit a noun, and if it's an NPM package take a drink.
Warning, this is extremely hazardous to your liver and alcohol supply unless you're already imbibing by the tanker truck. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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YOU DRINK!!
elephant
A fast & memory-efficient data structure that cat tell if it saw a string before
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Uh?
Why is this an interesting way to drink? You put in 'cat', it says, 'have a drink'. Thats it.
Getting drunk with a dictionary is the least interesting thing I can think of!
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Yes, but it's on the internet so it must be fun. 
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The last thing I want near me when I am on a session is a sodding computer!
Pool table, mates, good juke box, definitely!
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That's pretty cool. It's fun to see the description of what inspired people to think of the name
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