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Alcohol and Calculus do not mix.
Please don’t drink and derive.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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There was this taciturn coworker, his name was Logarithm. No matter what we did, he could not integrate.
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DRHuff wrote: Alcohol and Calculus do not mix.
well, post the homework calculus on the lounge Q&A,
... and to ensure you are still doing a fair share of work do twice as much alcohol.
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There was a saying at university :
Code Drunk, Debug Drunk.
If you try otherwise, it does not work.
I'd rather be phishing!
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DRHuff wrote: Alcohol and Calculus do not mix.
1 / 3 = 0.333∞
0.333∞ + 0.333∞ + 0.333∞ = 0.999∞
So, where did my ∞small piece of pizza go? Maths owes me an ∞ amount of pizza!!
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Federal Election day here in Aus. No idea who is in the party, no idea if they even have any policies let alone what they are. But they are not Labor or Liberal (the two parties who are the only real chance of being elected) or one of those Jesus/What ever those other goddy types are or environmental.
I'm expecting my eye patch in the mail shortly.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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We have something similar next week. Although we are voting for people to become members of a parliament that we voted to leave, and should have left almost two months ago. If the Pirate Party are standing I may well be tempted.
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We have the Monster Raving Loony Party[^] who are probably much the same mob.
They never do that well (except in byelections) but they do tend to come up with some good policies (such as reporting the Welsh Dragon to the monopolies commission as there is only one).
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OriginalGriff wrote: We have the Monster Raving Loony Party[^] who are probably much the same mob.
If the Australian Pirate Party is similar to the original one is Sweden then it's a serious party. Pirate Parties have won appreciable shares of the vote in general elections in some countries.
See Pirate Party - Wikipedia[^]
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ROTFL!
I actually expected a link to Theresa May.
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Years ago we had the Rhinoceros party here in Canada. One year they announced their platform was a sundeck.
I miss them.
MM - instead of marking your ballot with an ‘X’. Did you mark it with an ‘Arrrrrghh’?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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DRHuff wrote: Years ago we had the Rhinoceros party here in Canada. One year they announced their platform was a sundeck.
I miss them.
I reckon they put more thought in to their shite than any of the parties here did.
DRHuff wrote: MM - instead of marking your ballot with an ‘X’. Did you mark it with an ‘Arrrrrghh’?
Unfortunately here in Australian we have to mark at least 6 boxes starting with a 1 next to our prefer candidate and moving down from there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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For the Pirate Party I hope you marked them 1 out of 8!
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You’re not joking to parrot all those old pirate cliches are you?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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12.5%!
12.5%!
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Michael Martin wrote: no idea if they even have any policies let alone what they are
Democracy at its best, then.
I'm beginning to understand why every time Aussie politics are brought up in the news, it always seems to be about the population being pissed off at those they elected for some bone-headed legislation that just went through.
Maybe making informed choices at election time has something to do with it, maybe not--but what do I know, I'm a Canadian and we have Trudeau to deal with anyway, so apparently we're not immune the sort of thing that got him elected.
Oh, wait. Politics, lounge--soapbox. I'll shut up now. It's probably too late already.
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Not sure the Oz version counts as politics - voting is compulsory there, so they have to vote for something or face a horrible punishment: a AU$20 fine.[^] (about CAN$18)
To be honest, you probably save money by not voting, if it's going to take you a while to do it ...
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Michael Martin wrote: I'm expecting my eye patch in the mail shortly.
AAAaargh, right after ye send them yer eyeball 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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By the Great Ghu we are f***ing idiots and Queensland (where I live) is the worst, the party that absolutely could not win 3 weeks ago is now in power. You think the US is insane with Trump, Oz is just as bad with scumo (pronounced scum o).
Apologies for politics in the Lounge but MM started it! 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: f***ing elephanting
FTFY
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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megaadam wrote: Mycroft Holmes wrote: f***ing elephant![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing
FTFY
FTFFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Most of the oxygen in the atmosphere (or simply most of the atmosphere) is somehow sucked away through what I remember as some kind of tear or rip in the sky. Many (most) people are killed. A few survive, mostly children or teenagers. Temperatures plummet.
Anyone know the title of the book? I read it many, many years ago.
I think the book may have been aimed at a teenage audience and was by a French author or was set in France, although I read it in English.
The book was set in a contemporary timeframe.
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Added additional detail.
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markrlondon wrote: Most of the oxygen in the atmosphere (or simply most of the atmosphere) is somehow sucked away
Spaceballs?[^]  
M.D.V. 
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Hah, no.
The one I am trying to remember was supposed to be serious. Post apocalyptic survival and all that.
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markrlondon wrote:
The one I am trying to remember was supposed to be serious. Post apocalyptic survival and all that.
A "rip in the sky". Uh-huh. So you mean it took itself seriously, rather than it being "supposed to be serious".
Good sci-fi starts with a plausible premise.
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