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I hope they didn't put too many holes in the suit! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Rule #1 in life: Don't throw rocks at people with guns
Rule #2: When they police tell you to take your hands out of your pockets, you do.
Now, apparently, Rule #3: Don't make bomb threats while dressed as a panda.
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Ordered some stuff online.
Unfortunately I have to send some stuff back.
Put the stuff I don't want in a box, tape box shut, and... Where's the label with the return address?
You already guessed it, inside the box... 
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What if you tape a box shut, stick the prepaid shipping-label across the tape and then realize that you forgot to put one item into the box? Fortunately, the boxes I use can be opened from below as well without denting them 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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At least you have learned to use encapsulation well.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not really, since in order to modify the hidden contents, he'll first have to modify the external interface with some cutting and pasting. At best, it's a good first attempt. Maybe he can stuff the whole works into a bag, relabel it, and take it for Show and Tell as an exhibit demonstrating polymorphism. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I stand corrected.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I really understand you, thats why I make complete plans "what do" before I start anything. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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But that's so boring! Where's the everyday excitement in that? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like living on the edge 
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and it will only get worse.
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Does anyone here use the Dapper ORM?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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No, I use the Dan ORM.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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O' Brother, Where Art Thou?
You always obtain more by being rather polite and armed than polite only.
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Dunno where he's at. I'm just a man of constant sorrow.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A man? I thought you was a toad
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Do .. not .. seek the treasure!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I've used it in a couple of projects.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Comments? Opinions?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Very good. It's not trying to do everything, like EF or NHibernate; it just makes certain tasks with raw ADO.NET a lot easier.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I looked in NuGet, and there's a crapload of dapper-related stuff in there. What's worth getting?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I haven't used it, but I understand that there is an article in next month's MSDN Magazine about it (should be on the site on Monday). Julie Lerman (she of much EF writing) liked it.
TTFN - Kent
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If Julie is s fan then that is a pretty big endorsement.
veni bibi saltavi
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