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It works much better with eggs... you actually can eat it afterward...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I had to walk for about 100 meters in the CBD, and 12 deg celcius was feeling like -10 with the antarctic winds, and it's going to get worse and be that for a couple of months before it would get any better.
WE CAN YOOSE HEATS NOW. PLEASE SEND VERY URGENT SIR.
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Oz needs heat? 
That's like an Oz rock, plant, insect, bird, or animal that isn't actively trying to kill you!
That's one of the signs of the Apocralypse, isn't it?
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Australia is 7.6 million km². 
Which means, they could yoose some cools up there at Darwin, but we poor Victorians could yoose some real heatz. PLEASE SHEND NOW DEAR SIR!
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Pavement pizza isn't something you'd usually want to eat 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Oh it's good to have the high ground.
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And in England they are complaining about 34 Celsius? Shoot that's only 93 Fahrenheit.
Here in Georgia we hit that no problem and add in 80% humidity. When it gets to 100 I call that "Smack you in the face hot" because that's what happens when you step outside.
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The forecast is 112 here today and for the next several days. Yikes.
That's not the mad smiley. That's the sunburned one. 
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And I thought that the current patent system already reached its low level... I should have been more optimistic than that...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What is worrying is not that they try it, what is worrying is that they do achieve it.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Didn't the NSA claim say that monitoring metadata was harmless? </sarcasm>
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Well they can't keep me from reminding things, nor my girlfriend. I know the average prices of the stuff I buy in the 10 or so stores I usually do my groceries in.
And for the tech stuff I make thorough researches long before even approaching a store - I got burned more times than what I would like to admit so now I'm careful.
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* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Can they now invent something to stop people using their phones in the cinema?
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The usual method would be a cell phone jammer, but it is illegal (at least in US) and then there becomes the liability issue if something should happen.
Option number 2 would be to mimic a cell phone tower, with something like a femtocell. Or the notorious Stinger used by covert law enforcement agencies.
I prefer Option 3, the baseball bat
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MadMyche wrote: I prefer Option 3, the baseball bat
Isn't the use of baseball bats on humans also illegal in the U.S.?
(I'm told that in certain parts of the country, "the varmint had it coming" is a valid defense.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Isn't the use of baseball bats on humans also illegal in the U.S.?
Not on humans per se, just to bat the cell out of their hand
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It's a shame we actually need a solution to this problem and people can't just choose to be decent human beings.
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Then maybe we should use Option 2 (femtocells) and take a lesson from Amazon playbook; we'll connect their cells to the soundtrack of the movie, and if they text we can reply with subtitles.
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I see a couple or three of options:
- Be an educated consumer (i.e, not an impulse buyer)
- Shop elsewhere
- Shop at Amazon because their prices are SO LOW
The stores send their advertisements along with newspapers and such. All you need to do is sit back and look at them.
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You mean you don't walk round the supermarket comparing prices with the competition using the free WiFi? It's just me? 
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I have a flip-phone . . . when I walk around the supermarket it's in my pocket.
Instead, I while away the time looking where I'm going and buying what I came for.
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I'm really not surprised at this to be honest.
A few years ago Walmart was installing the fancy Bosch cameras and software packages for facial recognition via social media matching, and using this to create customer profiles etc. The revelation of this never really went anywhere, just made some people look like paranoia freaks and dismissed as it's a public place and you don't have privacy in public.
As a developer, I see opportunities for price comparison apps... But they probably will just block those via their technology. Maybe I should just use the VPN to my house.
People (particularly my fellow Americans) are so programmed for instant satisfaction that they don't plan ahead, which leads to impulse buying and if they do hesitate they believe the first thing when they browse the net. Control the net and you control those people.
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