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They still sell crap like that - "software" to make your PC go faster sales are still booming.
I know what, I'm going to load fat people into my car to make it go faster (... oops, pc fail... ah who gives a firetruck)
And let's not get into full time anti-virus - that's purely to protect the computer from the idiot using it.
But in fairness judging from the stats touted by virus companies there sure are a hell of a lot of idiots out there, hmmm, if I could get just a dollar from each that would be enough.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There is a term for such products: Snake oil.
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Lopatir wrote: They still sell crap like that - "software" to make your PC go faster sales are still booming.
AKA "registry cleaners"...
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It is apparent that this article was translated into English, but what the hell? It reads as though Yoda wrote it after a night on the town with Naggy. Just a little too much gin. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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A better link might be SoftRAM - Wikipedia[^].
Don't remember what I have searched for at work. The above is the first hit now here at home.
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You don't need to spend that money; just put your Windows swap-file on a RAM-disk
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So what it's saying is that it can get rid of 660 British people from your organisation, and your organisation would profit from it.
I've done work for lots of multinationals, and I find it hard to believe that it's wrong.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: EDIT: I solve the problem and had to delete my code to avoid plagiarism
I was thinking about writing a comment but can't make up my mind:
It is ignorant to ask a community and then remove the code. But it might be better to hide such code from being used by others.
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[...]
(had to remove my suggestion in order to avoid plagiarism)
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Thank you for your valuable suggestion Carlo.
Oh, wait, where has it gone?
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Um...he does realise it's copied into one of the solutions, presumably the solution he used to get the problem solved? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think so. Check the time stamp of the solution 
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Eh, WTF. Richard has put the code back anyway...
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Yeah, obviously nobody will ever get the solution and nobody ever codes the same code 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Seems like he got much bigger problems to worry about than plagiarism.
The IT Security Office finding out him posting crucial code on a public site, for instance - If it was crucial. Otherwise he wouldn't need to worry.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Found some code on here a few years ago that looked familiar, so I emailed the most likely candidate for having posted it (at work) and also replied to the question along the lines of "better remove the comments that identify the company that this code came from". Question disappeared, but the perpetrator then emails me (internally at work) asking for the solution to the problem!
Given that I was going to be made redundant because most of the on-shore roles had been off-shore outsourced, this bloke was one of those off-shore replacements, and the solution was bl***y obvious, I was a tad angry. You can imagine how much help I gave him!
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I sometimes do miss the flag option "Member is a moron".
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Had to delete my plagiarism to avoid a lawsuit?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Jochen Arndt wrote: Quote: EDIT: I solve the problem and had to delete my code to avoid plagiarism
I was thinking about writing a comment but can't make up my mind:
It is ignorant to ask a community and then remove the code. But it might be better to hide such code from being used by others. |
HA-HA-HAAAAA!
I plagiarisated your entire posting!
Step 2: PROFIT!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Wet soil sticks to tail of a dog before a small mass takes a long time, making me a grouch!" (10)
Good luck!
Andy B
modified 3-May-17 4:25am.
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Oh, b*ll*cks. I forgot I set yesterdays...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's still not an excuse.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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CURMUDGEON
CUR = dog
MUD = wet soil
G(gram) = small mass
EON = time
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well done PeeJay! Your turn tomorrow.
Andy B
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Pipped at the post 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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